A Husband And Wife Were Golfing When Suddenly The Wife Asked, "Honey, If I Died Would You Get Married Again?" The Husband Said, "No Sweetie." The Woman Said, "I'm Sure You Would." So The Man Said, "Okay, I Would" Then The Woman Asked, "Would You Let Her Sleep In Our Bed?" And The Man Replied, "Ya, I Guess So." Then The Wife Asked, "Would You Let Her Use My Golf Clubs?" And The Husband Replied, "No, She's Left Handed." :heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes:
हम नहीं जीत सके उनसे..
वो ऐसी शरत लगाने लगे..
प्यारी सी आँखो को...
.... मेरी आँखो से लडाने लगे..
हम शायद जीत भी जाते..
पर पलके हमने तब झपकाईं..
जब उनकी पलकों से आँसु आने लगे
1 Sharabi train ki patri par so gaya..
1 aadmi bola train ayegi to mar jayega..
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Sharabi: Saale abhi Aeroplane upar se gaya kuch nahi hua to train kya chiz hai!!
आवश्यकता है...........
सीधी भर्ती......
लड़के / लड़कियों की !
धान काटने व ढोने हेतु-
-योग्यता =10/ 12/B.Com/B.Sc/BA/MAफ़ेल / पास सब चलेंगे ,,
नौसिखिये भी आ सकते हैं ।
साथ मे लायें = खेत मे कार्य करते हुये दो फोटो , और राशन कार्ड की फोटो कोपी,
वेतन = कार्यानुसार,
सुविधायेँ = चाय, बीड़ी , एक टाईम खाना।
नोट::हसिया साथ लेकर आए।
Rahul Gandhi has decided to field Mandira Bedi against Kiran Bedi as the Delhi CM candidate for Congress.
Any guesses why?
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Because 1 MB = 1024 KB!
पति- आज बाहर खाना खाएंगे ?
पत्नी- (ख़ुशी से) ठीक
है मैं 2
मिनिट में ready होती हुँ.....
पति-ठीक है... मैं बाहर चटाई
बिछाता हूँ
....तुम खाना बना कर ले आना ।
Banta ne hazamat ki dukaan kholi,
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Ek din Santa shave karaane aaya.
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Banta: Muchh rakhni hai?
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Santa: Haan Banta (Muchh Kaat Kar)
Le rakh le jahaa rakhni hai!
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.@Rahul
Latest ek dum Gareeb joke
Teacher To Boy: nalayak
Class Me Din Bhar Ladkiyo K Sath
Itni
Baate Kyu Karta Hai?
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Boy: Sir Mai Garib Hu.! Mere Mobile
me Whatsappp Nahi Hai.......
Hai Mahashivratri Ka Ye Tyohar
Laye Har Chehre Par Muskaan
Sukh Aur Samridhi Ki Bahaar
Samet Lo Saari Khushiyan,
Apno Ka Saath Aur Pyar
Is Pawan Avsar Par,
Aap Sab Ko Mahashivratri Ka Pyar.
happy mahashivratri
Sara Jahan Hai Jiski Sharan Me,
Naman Hai Us Shiv Ke Charan Me,
Bane Us Shiv Ke Charano Ki Dhool,
Aao Mil Kar Chadhaye Hum Shraddha Ke Phool.
"HAPPY SHIVRATRI".
Shiv Ki Shakti, Shiv Ki Bhakti,
Khushi Ki Bahar Mile,
Shivratri ke Pavan Avsar Par,
Apko Zindagi Ki Ek Acchhi Nai Shuravat Mile,
Happy Manashivratri
om me hi astha
om me hi vishwas
om me hi shakti
om me hi sara sansar
om se hoti hai achchhe din ki suruwaat
bolo om namha shivay
HAPPY SIVRATRI
JAY BHOLENATH.
Shivratri blessings to you and your family.
May the almighty Lord Shiva bless you all
with good things and perfect health.
May Lord Shiva grant you a handsome and
decent match this year and
may you live happily
Shivratri ke is pawan parv par
safalta ka damru sadev aapke oopar bajta rehe.
Wishing you all a very happy Mahahivrati.
God bless you all with lots and lots of happiness,
your wishes will be accomplished.
Om Namah Shivay
Mujhe Khamosh Rahon Mein Tera Saath Chahiye,
Tanha Hai Mera Haath Tera Haath Chahiye…
Hasrat-E-Zindagi Ko Teri Hi Sougaat Chahiye,
Mujhe Jeene Ke Liye Tera Hi Saath Chahiye
Happy Propose Day!!!
Good Relations are just like “Water”
No Colour , No Shape,
No Smell, NO Taste.
But Still Very Very “Important” For Life.
Happy Propose Day 2015
TO LOVE SOME ONE IS NOTHING,
TO BE LOVED BY SOMEONE IS SOMEONE,
BUT TO BE LOVED BY THE ONE YOU LOVE IS EVERYTHING.
Happy Propose Day !!
India cruahes Pakistan by 76 runs in #WC2015.
This is the BIGGEST win for India against Pak at #WorldCup cricket.
6-0 unbeatable record :)
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Virat Kohli Becomes The First and Last Cricketer To Win "Man of the Player" Award. LOL at Rameez Raja. #IndvsPak #PakvsInd #IndWins #CWC15
BF: Darling tere ghar me kaise maan gaye hamare shadi k liye.
GF: Kuch nah ek question ka answer diya or maan gaye.
BF: Kya pucha???
GF: Ladka kya kar ra hai!! mene bus bola pet k andr laath mar raha hai..
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The Biggest Atom Bomb Used By Every Girlfriend
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"Khao Meri Kasam !!
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MOdern DefinitiOn Of a
" BOy Friend "
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A Person WhO Has TO Lyk All The Status N Photos OF Her GirlFrnd NO Matter HOw Bad They Are..!!
# लड़कियाँ :bride_with_veil_tone1: तो सिर्फ # दिल :heart: देती हैं... # लड़को :boy: को #दिल :heart: के साथ # Bill :pencil: भी देना # पड़ता हैं... :joy:
This is the remarkable and sensational victory for Congress since May 16,2014. BJP is just 3 seats ahead of us ~ Digvijay Singh . #AAPSweep
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BREAKING NEWS: In austerity drive #BJP Delhi to hire one auto for all its MLAs to ride to work.
#AAPSweep #AAPKiDilli #AAP
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So Delhi has downloaded @ArvindKejriwal Version2.0 thru WiFi.Kejriwal comes back with new features,fixes his old bugs.#AAPKiDilli
The opposition party in Delhi election.