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  • GIRLS: Mohabbat to kisi 1 se karungi Ho sake,to kisi nek se karungi. Lekin jab tak na milega,wo nek ladka "TRY"to har 1 ko karungi..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Beta: "mummy kya love marriage karne se ghar wale naraaz hote hain? Maa: "tu pakka kisi churail ke chakkar mein hoga or yeh sab tujhe usi daayan ne kaha hoga, larkiyan to bus larkon ko fasane mein hi lagi rehti hain, jahan acha larka dekha shuru ho gayin, beta inse bach k rehna yeh bohat dhokebaaz hoti hain aur inka to khandan bhi... Beta: "aisa kuch nahi hai woh to daddy bata rahe the ki aap dono ki love marriage thi
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girl: kal mera birthday he Boy:Advance happy birthday G:kya gift doge B:kya chaiye G:Ring B:Ring dunga par phone uthana mat balance nhi He K!llerr
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy :- I heared you failed in english? . . . . . . Girl :- who telled you? it is unpossible, I sawed the result yesterday, I passed away . . . Boy :- ok bye !! Girl :- Bye bye, God blast you . Boy :- Bas kar pagli rulayegi kya
    • 9 years ago



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  • Arz kiya hai . . . . . . . Humne bhi apni duniya basa li . . . . . . Usne dokha diya.. . . . . . to kya hua uski choti behan phasa li...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Height of attempting unknown question in an exam... Question: What is an Array..explain with example? . Student: ARRAY is the word used to call a friend when he is standing far from you. Eg.: "ARRAY e udhar kay kar raha hai !! idhar aa ��"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Student:" mujhe sanskrit sikha do . . Pandit:" kyon?? . . Student:" devtao ki bhasha hai, swarg me kaam ayegi.. . . Pandit:" agar narak mein gaya to ?? . . student:" Galiya dene mein toh PH.D ki hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Ladki, . ek din Art Gallery dekhne Jati Hai . Aur . Ek Tasveer Dekhkar, . Gallery Ke Malik Se Kahti Hai: . Ladki : Iss Bhayanak Tasveer Ko Aap Modern Art Kehte Ho !? . . . Maalik : Meri Maa . Tu Dimag Mat Laga, . Ghar Jaa, . Ye Aaina ( mirror ) Hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kaminey Friends 4 Boys on bike.. . Police:"Triple riding is bannedaur tum 4 baithe ho..?? . . Boys shocked . . . . . . Looks behind.. . . . . And says:"abe Kamino 5 wa kaha gir gaya.?"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Be careful who you give your heart to. Because when you give your heart to someone, you also give the person the power to destroy you.
    • 9 years ago



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  • एक खरगोश :rabbit2: अपने जीवनकाल में दौड़ता है, उछलता कूदता है , मस्ती करता है और फिर भी
    15 साल तक ही जीवित रहता है।
    .
    जबकि एक कछुआ :turtle: न दौड़ता है और ना कुछ करता है फिर भी
    300 सालों तक जिंदा रहता है...
    .
    मोरल-
    एक्सरसाइज जाए भाड़ में.... आप तो निश्चिंत होकर....सोएं... बाहर ठण्ड है। :sleeping::sleeping:
    बाबा....आराम देव:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Winter Jokes , Whatsapp Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • एक लड़की स्कूटी लेके सब्जीमंडी गयी

    लड़की – मुझे सारे सड़े सड़े अमरुद दे दो

    ठेलेवाला – सारे सड़े हुए ?

    लड़की – हां सारे खराब अमरुद दे दो
    ठेलेवाले ने सारे सड़े अमरूद
    एक पॉलीथिन में भर दिये

    लड़की – अब इस पॉलिथीन को साइड में रखो
    और साफ़ अमरुद में से 1 किलो दे दो :wink::grinning::joy:

    कौन कहता है लड़कियों में दिमाग नहीं होता :wink::wink::wink:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny SMS
  • 4 Students Ne Paper Ki Tayari Nahi Ki, . Unho Ne 1 plan Banaya Aur Wo Agle Din Principal Ko Bole, . Sir Hum Shadi Mein Gaye The, . Raste Me Gaadi Ka Tyre Puncher Ho Gaya, Hum Saari Raat Dhaka Lagate Rahe, Is Liye Padh Nahi Sake, . . Pricipal Ne Maan Liye Aur Unhe 1 Din Ka Time Diya, 1 Din Baad Unhe 4 Alag Rooms Mein Bithaya, Aur Sirf 1 Sawal Diya, . . Q:" Konsa Tyre Puncher Tha..?? . 1:" Front Right . 2:" Front Left . 3:" Back Right . 4:" Back Left . . Note:" Agar Sabka Same Jawab Hua to Sab Pass...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi. Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai. Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Waqt Ke Toofan Mein Bikharte Chale Gaye; Tanhai Ki Gehrai Mein Utarte Chale Gaye; Jannat Thi Har Subah Shaam Jin Dosto Ke Saath; Ek-Ek Kar Ke Sab Bichhadte Chale Gaye; . . . . Thanks to Whatsapp and Facebook... Saale Sab Phir Wapis Mil Gaye!
    • 9 years ago



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  • A Gujju calls a Dentist to inquire about the cost for tooth extraction. Dentist : Rs 850 Sir. Gujju : Rs 850!!! Too much! Don’t you have anything cheaper? Dentist : That’s the normal charge, Sir. Gujju : What if you don’t use any anesthetic? Dentist : That’s unusual, Sir, but can be done and will cut the cost by Rs 400 . Gujju : Ok. And what if you deploy one of your trainee-dentists to do the extraction, without anesthetic? Dentist : Well, I cannot guarantee professionalism and it also would be painful. But the price could drop down to Rs 150. Gujju: Hmm. What if you make it like a training-session, like one of your students does the extraction, while the other students watch and learn? Dentist : It’ll be good for the students but quite traumatic. And I can pay you Rs 200 for it. Gujju : Now you’re talking! Ok, it’s a deal. Can I confirm an appointment for my mother-in-law for tomorrow then?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Mr Patel a resident of UK and his 10 year old son met Virat Kohli, On meeting his son said "Virat, Vandemataram" Virat surprised, says" Mr Patel, for 3rd generation britisher and his age, your son is very patriotic." Mr Patel .... Oh no, he said in Gujarati .... One-day Ma to ram
    • 9 years ago



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