Whatsapp Funny Jokes

In Every Love Story Sister Support Brother . . But . . Brother Never Support Sister. You Know Why ? . . Because Sister Know What Love Is . . And . . Brother Knows What Boys Are...

10 years ago

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बंताः तुम एक दम, मेरी तीसरी बीवी की तरह लगती हो। सेक्रेटरीः कितनी बार शादी हुई हैं सर आपकी। बंताः दो बार।

10 years ago

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कभी कभी
मेरे इंटरनेट की स्पीड
इतनी धीमी चलती है

जैसे

कोई बन्दा उदास मन से
अपनी बीवी को
मायके से वापस लाने जा रहा हो
:joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:

9 years ago

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Super Killer Joke . . Boy and girl are sitting.. . . 2 dogs kissed each other . . . Boy- jaanu agar tum bura Na mano to main bhii?????? . . . Girl- ok, par sambhal ke.., kahi kutta kaat na le. .. hahaha Thoko LIKE

10 years ago

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Best line said by a boy to his GF:" . . . . . . . . . . . . . Tere bina mai ye duniya chhod to du, . Par uska dil kaise dukha du.. Jo roz drwaze par khadi kehti he . "Beta Ghar Jaldi aa jaana"...

10 years ago

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Boyfriend : “Last night I had a dream of you.” Girlfriend (got excited): – “Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke” Boyfriend replied : “We were traveling in bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river. Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for someone.” Girlfriend (with love): I was searching for you, na? Boyfriend said: NO, You were shouting- “Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene the”!! :-D whatsapp jokes

10 years ago

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पहला दोस्त:- भाई कहाँ है…?
दूसरा दोस्त:- Shopping
भाभी के साथ…!!
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पहला दोस्त:- लड़की कब पटाई….???
दूसरा दोस्त:- नहीं यार भाई की
Gf है ?
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पहला दोस्त:- और ये भाई कौन है ?
दूसरा दोस्त:- तू साले :grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin:

9 years ago

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Aunty: tu abhi tak CA padh raha hai,tere saath ke bachon ki shaadi ho gye,engineer ban gye.. Me: job lagi kisi ki? :

10 years ago

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"लड़की को बैंक की तरफ से कॉल आई । सेल्स वाला: हैलो मैडम, मैं ABC बैंक से बोल रहा हूँ, क्या आपको क्रेडिट कार्ड चाहिए? लड़की: जी नहीं, मेरे पास बॉयफ्रेंड है।"

9 years ago

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Girl : Mummy ko tum bahut pasand aaaye . . . . Boy: Chal pagli.. Jo bhi ho main shaadi tumse hi karunga ….. Aunty ko kehna mujhe bhool jaaye…

10 years ago

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V all spend so much money for buying clothes!!! But the best moments of life are enjoyed without clothes, . . . . . . . . . Stop smiling Its Childhood...

10 years ago

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"जब लड़की कहे – “तुम बहुत अच्छे हो, तुम्हें तो कोई भी मिल जाएगी”, इसका मतलब है उसे कोई और मिल गया है।"

9 years ago

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"गुस्सा तो बहुत आया जब वो कमीनी बोली - 'Just_Go_To_Hell' ... लेकिन उसकी Friend को देख के दिलबोला - #All Is Well #All Is Well"

9 years ago

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Good 1 Ladki Roz Subah 10 Baje Ped Ki Dal Pe Baith Jati,aur sham ko 5 Baje Utar Jati. . . . pucho kyu? . . MBA Karke Pagal ho Gayi Thi,Khud Ko Branch Manager Samajti thi..!!!��

10 years ago

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I Always Wonder, Ki "Jaise Ladke Kehte Hai Ki Oye Bhabhi Hai Teri" . . . Kya Usi Tarah Ladkiya Bhi Kehti Hongi - . . . "Oye Jiju Hai Tera, Uske Sath Flirt Mat Kar"

10 years ago

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Ek line jo ladkiyo or ladko ka Dil raat ko 2 baje bhi tod sakti hai... . . . . . . . . . . . . "The number u have dialed is busy on another call... Please try again later"

10 years ago

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कभी कभी ट्रैफिक देख कर मन करता है!
काश मेरे पास बाइक की जगह "भल्लालदेव वाला रथ" होता!
:joy::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

9 years ago

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After Result - Girls Reaction. . . Girl-1 (Rote Huve) - phir se sirf 91% Girl 2 (Bahot Rote huve) - 5 baar revise karne ke Baad Bhi sirf 93% kaisa Aa sakte hai aise number?? Girl 3 (Bahot Jada Rote huve) - Mai mummy ko kya Mu Dikhaungi In 92% Number ke saath. Girl 4 (Bahot Bahot Jada Rote huve) - sirf 94%?? kahan kami rah gayi,..? After Result - Boys Reaction. . . Boy 1 - Tere bhai ne fod diya hai be is baar..poore 44% hain.. ha ha ha Boy 2 - Papa to Naach Uthenge Jab Unhe Pata Chalega ki mai pass ho gaya by grace. hahahahaha :-)) Boy 3 - Wo to sir ne Copy karne di jo 41 % aa gaye ... warna To band bajj gaya tha. Boy 4 - Main to baal baal bacha .. Border pe pass ho gaya pure 35% aaye hai na 1 mark jada na 1 mark kam, paper check karne wala devta tha Devta.. _/\_ whatsapp jokes Funny whatsapp status

10 years ago

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Wife -आप मुझे रानी क्यों बोलते हो, Husband- क्योंकि नौकरानी लम्बा शब्द हो जाता है,

10 years ago

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PEE
is A Brilliant Word,
Input In Hindi
Output In English

8 years ago

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