Boy: You Wanna Know Something?
Girl: What ??
Boy: Loving You Is The Second Best Thing I Ever Did !!
Girl: Okay.
Boy: You Wanna Know The First?…
Gal: Sure….!!
Boy: Finding You
Boy: Hello Babe…. (11:45pm)
Girl: (last seen at 11:46pm)
Boy: Hey please answer me (11:50pm)
Girl: (last seen at 11:52pm)
Boy: But why do you treat me like that??
Why don’t you answer me? (12:00am)
Girl: (last seen at 12:00am)
Boy: Ok good night dear,
i just wanted to tell you that tody I have received my salary worth Rs.50,000 and i have reserved Rs.20,000 for your shopping….but l think
Girl(typing): ohh hi dear…
Actually mum was here thats why I couldn’t reply…
N wow darling thats a gr8 newz….
I love you a lot..
N when shall we go ? (12:05am)
Boy: (last seen 12:06am)
Girl: Baby please answer me na…
dear i was off last time, lemme know na when shall we go?(12:08am)
Boy: (last seen 12:09am)
Girl: I think your looking very tired cpz off work load..
So now u go to bed n sleep.. well honey, tk cr, (12:10am)
Boy: (last seen 12:12am)
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Girl: sorry to disturb u but 1 thing I forgot that
tomorrow mom dad are not at home in the evening, so u can come to my place after shopping..love u janu..gudnyt.. (12:20am)
Boy(online) – ohh i was preparing for sleep, surely we will meet..c ya tomorrw..mmuuahhh
Engineering student sitting with his Girlfrnd in Restaurant
Drinking BEER and says:" I Love yOuuu
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Girlfrnd:" is it yOu Or the BEER talking ??
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Student:" its me, Talking tO my BEER
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yOu Shut up
4 Students Ne Paper Ki Tayari Nahi Ki,
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Unho Ne 1 plan Banaya Aur Wo Agle Din Principal Ko Bole,
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Sir Hum Shadi Mein Gaye The,
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Raste Me Gaadi Ka Tyre Puncher Ho Gaya,
Hum Saari Raat Dhaka Lagate Rahe,
Is Liye Padh Nahi Sake,
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Pricipal Ne Maan Liye Aur Unhe 1 Din Ka Time Diya,
1 Din Baad Unhe 4 Alag Rooms Mein
Bithaya,
Aur Sirf 1 Sawal Diya,
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Q:" Konsa Tyre Puncher Tha..??
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1:" Front Right
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2:" Front Left
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3:" Back Right
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4:" Back Left
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Note:" Agar Sabka Same Jawab Hua to Sab Pass...
Pingu Said To Doctor : Pore Jism Main kahin Bhi Ungli Lagao To Bohat Dard Hota Hai, Doctor Suggested Full Body Xray when He Checked, Xray Found Fracture In . . . . . . . . "Ungli":point_up_2:
Seasonal Love story :-
Wo ladki aaj b garmi me mar rahi hai,
Jisko Maine kabhi kaha tha...
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Tum iss sweater me Katrina Kaif lagti ho...! .
Joke Of the Year... ;))
Ek ladki 18th floor se gir padi..
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13th floor pe 1 ladke ne catch kar liya or
pocha
mujhse pyar karogi..
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Ladki:" no,, Ladke ne usey chhor diya
9th floor pe 1 aur ladke ne catch kiya or
pucha
mujhe kiss karogi..
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Ladki:" no, Usne bhi chhor diya..
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Ladki cheekhen marti hui 1 aur chance ki
dua
karne lagi..
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3th floor pe aate aate Pappu ne catch kar
liya..
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Ladki foran boli:" mai tumse pyar bhi
krungi aur
kiss bhi karungi"
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Pappu ne usey foran chor diya or bola
Pappu:"
Characterless girl, Isse accha to tu mar
jaye
"Main sareef banda hu ye galat
kaam hargiz nahi karunga..
Thoko Like 500 Ki Speed Se.
Girl:- awwww, howzz eww..?? Supzz..?? Uah dp is so kew..!! Talking to eww afterr xuch a long time..xoxo:)
Boy:- sabse pehle to tu Guthka thuk ke type kar...
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आजकल मोटेरसायकील कंपनी इस प्रकार बाइक बना रही है ।
जिस पर पीछे बैठी लड़की,
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गर्ल फ्रेंड की जगह ऐसी लगती है,
जैसे विक्रम के ऊपर बेताल लटका हो।
Girl :Swami ji muje future dikhana sikha do..
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Swami: Aankhen band karo aur apna
gaal aage karo.
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Girl..nahi aap muje kiss karoge.
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Swami : Le dikh gaya na Future.
"WANTED "...
Ek Bar Jo Maine"Msg" Karna Shuru Kar Diya TO
uske baad to Main Apne "BALANCE" Ki Bhi Nahi sochta...
" DABBANG "...
Ham tumhare mobile me itne Msg karenge ki kanfuz ho jaoge ki konsa padhe aur konsa delet kare...
"READY"...
Duniya me tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log krenge:
i, me, and myself...
"BODYGUARD"...
Mujh par ek ehsaan karna mere msg mujhe forwd mat karna...
"KICK"......
Mere message mobile mein ayenge par samajh mein nahin
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"Communication is the lifeline of any relationship.
When we stop communicating, we start losing our valuable relationships....
So disturb everybody we care....
Atleast once daily...��
Madam ordered a pizza..
Waiter: Mam should I cut it into 4 pieces or into 8?
Madam: 4 hi kar de, 8 khaaungi to Moti ho jaungi..������
"लड़की को बैंक की तरफ से कॉल आई । सेल्स वाला: हैलो मैडम, मैं ABC बैंक से बोल रहा हूँ, क्या आपको क्रेडिट कार्ड चाहिए? लड़की: जी नहीं, मेरे पास बॉयफ्रेंड है।"