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  • Boy: I Can Kiss You Even Without Touching You.. . Girl: You Cant . Boy: Chal.. Lagi 50/50 Ki? . Girl: Ok . Boy Tightly Kissed Her . . Girl: Hey You Touched Me . . . . . . . Boy: To Le Na 50 Rupye Roti Kyun Hai... .����
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Super Killer Joke . . Boy and girl are sitting.. . . 2 dogs kissed each other . . . Boy- jaanu agar tum bura Na mano to main bhii?????? . . . Girl- ok, par sambhal ke.., kahi kutta kaat na le. .. hahaha Thoko LIKE
    • 10 years ago



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  • शिक्षक – 15 फलों के नाम बताओ …
    छात्र – आम !
    शिक्षक – शाबाश !
    छात्र – अमरुद …
    शिक्षक – गुड !
    छात्र – सेब …
    शिक्षक – वैरी गुड ! तीन हो गए .. बाकी 12 और बताओ ?
    छात्र – 1 दर्ज़न केले !!
    :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Teacher And Student Jokes Sms , Hindi Jokes SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • kafi time lagta hai ek shareef bande ko girlfrnd patane me.. . . . . . . . . Phir agar pat jaye toh.. kisi ka baap bhi use dobara shareef nahi bana sakta...
    • 10 years ago



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  • is din se us bewafa ne mujhe chhoda he . DOST . . . . . Yaqeen karo . . . . . . Mobile ki bettry 3 - 4 din Aaram se chal jati hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Three types of students have 100% attendance in schools- . . . 1. Intelligent bookish . . . 2. Girlfriend wale . . . . . 3. Wo jo Dettol se nahate hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • ज्यादा लगाव ना रख मुझसे , मेरे दुश्मन कहते है मेरी उम्र छोटी है , डर मौत का नहीं , तेरे अकेलेपन का है !!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Ek ladka bhagta hua ek ladki ke paas jata ha aur ruk ke bolta ha ma aapse dosti karna chahta hu . . . . . . . Girl- toh hamari dushmani kab thi BHAIYAAA !! HahAHaha
    • 10 years ago



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  • आज अमेरिका की लड़किया लड़ाकू विमान चला रही हैं और हमारे देश कि लड़किया अभी तक ये पूछने में व्यस्त है की ” मेले बाबू ने खाना खाया ”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy: You Wanna Know Something? Girl: What ?? Boy: Loving You Is The Second Best Thing I Ever Did !! Girl: Okay. Boy: You Wanna Know The First?… Gal: Sure….!! Boy: Finding You
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक छोरा एक छोरी को प्रपोज
    करते हुए:- I LOVE YOU…..!!
    ;
    ;
    छोरी:- तमीज से बात करो,
    छोरा:- ओम मंगलम भगवान विष्णु
    मंगलमगरुड ध्वज्: मंगलम पुण्डरिकाक्षाय
    With Due Respect Beg To Say That
    “I Love You” देवी जी, Offer ग्रहण करें, स्वाहा…!!!
    ;
    ;
    और तब तक गाल पर चटाक, छोरा गाल सहलाते हुए
    ये क्या है….???
    छोरी:- पूर्णाहुति के बाद नारियल फूटा है….!!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Boy: Mom, please give me a glass of water, Mom: You come and drink. Boy: please Mom. Mom: if you repeat, i’ll slap u. Boy: When you come to slap me, plz bring the water….. :-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • जमाई ससुराल में खाना खाते वक़्त:
    आज खाना सासुमाँ ने बनाया है क्या.?
    -
    बीवी - अरे वाह! कैसे पहचाना... ?
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    जमाई - अरे जब तुम बनाती हो तो
    खाने में से काले बाल निकलते हैं
    आज सफ़ेद बाल निकला है....!!!

    :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Jokes SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes
  • Boy:" Main tumse bahat pyar krta hu . Reh nhi skta tumhare bina . . Girl:" Mere piche apni zindagi barbad mat kar . . Boy:" Q ?? . . Girl:" Iss raste pe patthr or kanto k alwa kuch nhi . . Boy:" Are pagli... tu tension na le Mere paas WOODLAND k shoes hai bas tu patja.. Boys Nai Sudhrenge Hahahaha.. boys vs girls whatsapp jokes !! Funny jokes
    • 10 years ago



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  • Machhar bola insan se Mat maaro hame jaan se Jang chhid jayegi Dusmani bad jayegi Mana ki aap me junoon hai Par hamari rago me b to aapka hi khoon hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता :necktie: एक बड़ी कंपनी में इंटरव्यू देने गया ,

    बॉस – बधाई :clap: हो, आप को सलेक्ट कर लिया गया है ,

    आपकी सैलरी पहले साल 6 लाख /साल होगी,

    फिर अगले साल बढाकर 10 लाख /साल कर दी जाएगी ,

    संता बैग उठा के जाने लगा :flushed: ,

    बॉस -क्या हुआ ? संता – मैं अगले साल ही आऊंगा बॉस बेहोश :smiley::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::joy:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Boy: Hello Babe…. (11:45pm) Girl: (last seen at 11:46pm) Boy: Hey please answer me (11:50pm) Girl: (last seen at 11:52pm) Boy: But why do you treat me like that?? Why don’t you answer me? (12:00am) Girl: (last seen at 12:00am) Boy: Ok good night dear, i just wanted to tell you that tody I have received my salary worth Rs.50,000 and i have reserved Rs.20,000 for your shopping….but l think Girl(typing): ohh hi dear… Actually mum was here thats why I couldn’t reply… N wow darling thats a gr8 newz…. I love you a lot.. N when shall we go ? (12:05am) Boy: (last seen 12:06am) Girl: Baby please answer me na… dear i was off last time, lemme know na when shall we go?(12:08am) Boy: (last seen 12:09am) Girl: I think your looking very tired cpz off work load.. So now u go to bed n sleep.. well honey, tk cr, (12:10am) Boy: (last seen 12:12am) . . Girl: sorry to disturb u but 1 thing I forgot that tomorrow mom dad are not at home in the evening, so u can come to my place after shopping..love u janu..gudnyt.. (12:20am) Boy(online) – ohh i was preparing for sleep, surely we will meet..c ya tomorrw..mmuuahhh
    • 10 years ago



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