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  • What is a RACE ??? . . . . . . . . . . . A real race is when you are trying to finish off the Paani Poori, before the Paani Poori boy puts the next one into the plate!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Narak me bahut sare log maza kar rahe the. God ne Yamraj se pucha - "ye log narak me b maja kar rahe hai." Yamraj : HOSTEL wale hai.. Saale kahin b SET ho jate hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • पति (पत्नी से)- यह शीशा तुम्हारे कारण टूटा है। पत्नी (पति से)- बिल्कुल नहीं, तुम्हारे कारण टूटा है। मैंने तुम्हें फूलदान फेककर मारा था, यदि तुम अपनी जगह से नहीं हटते तो शीशा कभी नहीं टूटता।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Johnny Is 33 Years Old And He Is Still Single. One Day A Friend Asked, "Why Aren't You Married? Can't You Find A Woman Who Will Be A Good Wife?"
    Johnny Replied, "Actually, I've Found Many Women I Wanted To Marry, But When I Bring Them Home To Meet My Parents, My Mother Doesn't Like Them."
    His Friend Thinks For A Moment And Says, "I've Got The Perfect Solution, Just Find A Girl Who's Just Like Your Mother."
    A Few Months Later They Meet Again And His Friend Says, "Did You Find The Perfect Girl? Did Your Mother Like Her?" With A Frown On His Face,
    Johnny Answers, "Yes, I Found The Perfect Girl. She Was Just Like My Mother. You Were Right, My Mother Liked Her Very Much."
    The Friend Said, "Then What's The Problem?"
    Johnny Replied, "My Father Doesn't Like Her."
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : English Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Family Jokes
  • :baby:બકો લગન માં જમવા ગયો...
    :curry:ત્યાં પ્લેટ પર મૂકેલ ટીશ્યુ પેપર જોઇ ને તેમને થયું કે આ પણ કોઇ ખાવા ની ચીજ હશે.

    તે લઇ ને મોઢા માં મૂકવા જતા હતા ત્યાં
    :raising_hand:બકુડી એ રાડ પાડી.
    ખાતા નહીં,

    હાવ મોળું સે.....:money_mouth::money_mouth:

    :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Funny Jokes , Funny Gujarati SMS , Whatsapp Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , All Funny SMS
  • Girfriend and boyfriend on phone: Boy: Hi, kaisi ho jaan? Girl Theek hun. Boy: Aaj kya khaya dinner mein? Girl: Tumhe bas yehi batein karni aati hain, kya khaya, kuan sa serial dekha, kaun sa song suna.... Boy: Oh!! Ok Ok, ye batao ki how shuld RBI fight these inflationary trends with minimum intervention in the money markets? Girl: hmmmm.... daal chawal khaye hain, dahi aur salad bhi tha...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Exam ki raat student ne toss kiya : Heads aya to sona hai, . . Tails aaya to film dekhana hai,.. . . Khada raha to gane sunuga,.. . . Agar hawa me raha.. . . . . . . . . . . To maa kasam raat bhar padhunga... Students Thoko Likes..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladka, ladki dekhne gaya. . . Ladki pasand aane par ladke ne ladki se kaha "tum toh mujhe pasand ho. par kya tumhare bap ki hesiyat hai mujhe car dene ki? . . Iss par ladki ne solid jawab diya- . . Ladki : -"mere baap ki hesiyat toh aeroplane dene ki hai... Par kya tere baap ki hesiyat hai Airport banane ki? .. How many Likes for this girl ?
    • 10 years ago



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  • जिस:point_up: दिन मेरी:raising_hand: #Girlfriend:wink::heart_eyes: की
    # Entry:heart:
    होगी
    सबसे # पहले मेरे हाथ:wave: से चार # थप्पड़
    खाएगी
    पगली:information_desk_person: इतनी # Late #Entry
    मारती:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: है.../':hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes , New Whatsapp Status , Whatsapp Status
  • Machhar bola insan se Mat maaro hame jaan se Jang chhid jayegi Dusmani bad jayegi Mana ki aap me junoon hai Par hamari rago me b to aapka hi khoon hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar aapki magnetic personality ke baad bhi ladki aapki taraf attract nahi ho rahi hai, to iska matlab ladki me Iron ki kami hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Bacha Bohat Der Se Ro Raha Tha Maa Ne Pocha Mere Laal Ko Kya Chahiye Toffee Bhishkit Ya Milk Bachcha: Bas Ek Sanam Chahie Aashqi Ke Liye..!! :
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladke ne brand new JAGUAR car le li aur apni girlfriend ko dikhane ke liye uske paas gaya, . . Ladki : wow...!! New car.! Aur wo bhi PUMA ki...!! . . . . . . . . Abhi tak ladka ICU me admit hai aur becchara sadme se bahar nahi aa paa raha hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hostel student to his frnd:- "bhai dhoka ho gya Dhoka" ;-( . Friend:- kya ho gaya...?? . . Student:- "Ghar se books k liye paise mangvaaye the, . . . gharwalo ne books hi bhej di.... lolz
    • 10 years ago



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  • 4 Students Ne Paper Ki Tayari Nahi Ki, . Unho Ne 1 plan Banaya Aur Wo Agle Din Principal Ko Bole, . Sir Hum Shadi Mein Gaye The, . Raste Me Gaadi Ka Tyre Puncher Ho Gaya, Hum Saari Raat Dhaka Lagate Rahe, Is Liye Padh Nahi Sake, . . Pricipal Ne Maan Liye Aur Unhe 1 Din Ka Time Diya, 1 Din Baad Unhe 4 Alag Rooms Mein Bithaya, Aur Sirf 1 Sawal Diya, . . Q:" Konsa Tyre Puncher Tha..?? . 1:" Front Right . 2:" Front Left . 3:" Back Right . 4:" Back Left . . Note:" Agar Sabka Same Jawab Hua to Sab Pass...
    • 10 years ago



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  • पापा और 12 साल का बेटा एक होटल में गए,

    पापा- वेटर एक बियर :beer: और एक आईसक्रीम लाओ :icecream:,

    बेटा – आईसक्रीम :icecream: क्यों पापा, आप भी बियर :beer: लीजिये ना,

    दे..चप्पल :athletic_shoe:..पे..चप्पल :athletic_shoe:.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Modern definition of "Boyfriend" . . . . . . . . . . . . . A person who has to- like all the status and photos of his girlfriend, no matter how bad they are....
    • 10 years ago



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