बेटा---" माँ, आजकल प्यार का वायरस हर तरफ फैला है। . लगता है मुझे भी उस वायरस ने अटैक किया है। ". . माँ---" चिंता मत कर बेटा, मेरे पास चप्पल है . . जो,एन्टीवायरस का काम करती है। :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::smile::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::heart_eyes::smiley::grinning:
The First Indian kiss by 20 stranger !!!
One of most hilarious video I ever seen...!!!!
Here is what happened when we asked 20 strangers to KISS in India.
A short movie !
whatsapp funny video Indian Society
पति (पत्नी से)- यह शीशा तुम्हारे कारण टूटा है। पत्नी (पति से)- बिल्कुल नहीं, तुम्हारे कारण टूटा है। मैंने तुम्हें फूलदान फेककर मारा था, यदि तुम अपनी जगह से नहीं हटते तो शीशा कभी नहीं टूटता।
BOY called his girlfriend on phone..
Her dad picked the call.. omg!!
Dad: Hello. Who is this?
Boy: "main amitab bachhan bol raha hoon Kaun banega crorepati se.. Aur apki beti ki friend yaha hot seat par hai.. zara beti ko phone dijiye sir.."
Dad: ohh... oh... (in excitemnt, gave phone to her)
Boy: "the question is: where will u meet me in the evening.
Option a: beach
Option b: park
Option c: coffee shop
Option d: mall"
Girl: "Option a"
Boy : "thank you.. aur apka time khatam.."
Moral Where there is Will there is a Way
"Think twice... Act wise." ....!!��
A boy to Police inspector:-
Sir mera dost kuch din se laapata
hai
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Inspector : aakhri baar
kab aur kahan dekha tha ???
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Boy :- Whtsapp per 3 din
pehle ka last seen hai...
whatsapp jokes funny jokes
girl : i love u dear! will u marry me?îî
boy : kuch different aur new style me propose kar na...
girl : teri lash ko aag lagane ka chance mere bete ko dega kya ??:-):--)
Ladies driving:D
Doctor to injured patient :
Jab car ek lady chala rahi thi to tumhe road se dur chalna chahiye tha na?
Patient:
Kaun sa road ?
Main to Garden mein leta hua tha...!=))
Punch of the day
Ultimate joke of d day
Sardar baar baar apne computer ka password bhool jata tha. Ek din usne socha main apne computer ka password kya rakhu jo kabhi na bhulu...
Usne password rakha 'INCORRECT'
Ab jab bhi woh galat password enter karta hai, computer khud usey bata deta hai "Your password is incorrect'...
This time Sardar rocked ...
Computer shocked��
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KADAK attitude..
GF Ne Msg Kiya:
"Meri Photo De Do.
Muje Naya BF Mil Gaya Hai".
Maine bhi 25 Photos Bhej ke Likha:
"In me se Dhundh Lena. Muje To Teri Shakal Bhi Yaad Nahi"
Ek ladka bhagta hua
ek ladki ke paas jata ha
aur
ruk ke bolta ha
ma aapse dosti karna chahta hu
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Girl- toh hamari dushmani kab thi
BHAIYAAA !! HahAHaha
Difference between COMPLETE and FINISH . .
When u get married with the right one, u r COMPLETE . .
But....
When u get married with the wrong one, u r FINISHED . .
And.....
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When the right one finds u with the wrong one,
u r
COMPLETELY FINISHED .
Modern definition of
"Boyfriend"
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A person who has to-
like all the status and photos of his girlfriend,
no matter how bad they are....
Pledge of Indian boys in prayer :
India is my nation,
Girls are my destination,
Dating is my passion,
Flirting is my occupation
&
What the hell is this EDUCATION
Dedicated To All Boys
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Ladke Pagal Ho Jaatey Hain Pyar Me,
Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jaati Hai Intezaar
Me.......
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Magar Ye Dard Ladkiya Nahi Samjhti,
Wo Toh Panipuri Khati Firti Hain
Bazaar Me..
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Or Ladke Pade Rehte Hain Beer Bar
Me..
Unhone Jaate-Jaate Bade Gurur se Kaha tha "Tum Jaise to Bahut Milenge...
"Hmne Bhi Muskura K Puchh hi Liya - "Hmare Jaisa Hi Kyon Chahiye.? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
गर्लफ्रेंड : मैं अपना पर्स घर पर भूल आई, मुझे 1000 रुपये की जरूरत है। . . बॉयफ्रेंड : कर दी न छोटी बात, पगली यह ले... . . 10 रुपये। अभी रिक्शा करके घर जा और पर्स ले आ। गर्लफ्रेंड बेहोश :grinning::grinning:
भिखारी (पिंकी से) : मैडम एक रुपए दे दो।
पिंकी : शर्म नहीं आती, इतने स्मार्ट, खूबसूरत, हैंडसम जवान लड़के हो और भीख मांगते हो?
भिखारी (खुश होकर) : ठीक है तो फिर एक झप्पी ही दे दो।