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  • બેંક વાળા "પેન" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

    મેડીકલ સ્ટોર વાળા "કાતર" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

    ઝેરોક્ષ વાળા "સ્ટેપલર" બાંધીને રાખે.

    છોકરીયુ "મોઢા" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

    પરબ બધાંવા વાળા "લોટો" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

    મોટા મોટા ઘર વાળા "કૂતરો" બાંધી ને રાખે છે,

    સરદારજી "ચાકુ" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

    અને પત્નીઓ "પતિ" ને બાંધી ને રાખે છે,

    કોઈને કોઈ ઉપર ""ભરોહો"" જ નથી, બોલો ! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::joy:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Funny Jokes , All Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • After Result - Girls Reaction. . . Girl-1 (Rote Huve) - phir se sirf 91% Girl 2 (Bahot Rote huve) - 5 baar revise karne ke Baad Bhi sirf 93% kaisa Aa sakte hai aise number?? Girl 3 (Bahot Jada Rote huve) - Mai mummy ko kya Mu Dikhaungi In 92% Number ke saath. Girl 4 (Bahot Bahot Jada Rote huve) - sirf 94%?? kahan kami rah gayi,..? After Result - Boys Reaction. . . Boy 1 - Tere bhai ne fod diya hai be is baar..poore 44% hain.. ha ha ha Boy 2 - Papa to Naach Uthenge Jab Unhe Pata Chalega ki mai pass ho gaya by grace. hahahahaha :-)) Boy 3 - Wo to sir ne Copy karne di jo 41 % aa gaye ... warna To band bajj gaya tha. Boy 4 - Main to baal baal bacha .. Border pe pass ho gaya pure 35% aaye hai na 1 mark jada na 1 mark kam, paper check karne wala devta tha Devta.. _/\_ whatsapp jokes Funny whatsapp status
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladke wale: Hamko Ladki Pasand Hai, Shadi Kab Karni Hai? Ladki wale: Abhi to Ladki study kar rahi hai, Ladke wale: Ha to hamara ladka konsa chhota hai jo books faad dega!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • GF on phone call with BF! Gf - Honey, window khul nahi rahi hai. BF - Aisa karo thoda tel garam kar ke us par daal do. GF - Kya usse kaam ho jayega? BF - Try to karo. After 15 mins , BF calls to GF. BF - Tumne try kiya ?? GF - Haan kiya, par ab laptop hi band ho gaya... lolzzzz
    • 10 years ago



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  • "जब बच्चा Honey Singh का गाना सुनना छोड़कर Arijit Singh का गाना सुनने लगे तो समझ लिजिए कि ये पुछने का वक्त आ गया - बेटा क्या नाम है उस लड़की का?"
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • A Senior Student During Ragging Says: On Ur Marriage I Will Kiss Ur Wife . . . . . . . . Junior Students reply: Ok Fine Sir But I’m Going To Marry Ur Sister!”
    • 10 years ago



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  • ज्यादा लगाव ना रख मुझसे , मेरे दुश्मन कहते है मेरी उम्र छोटी है , डर मौत का नहीं , तेरे अकेलेपन का है !!
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक लड़की स्कूटी लेके सब्जीमंडी गयी

    लड़की – मुझे सारे सड़े सड़े अमरुद दे दो

    ठेलेवाला – सारे सड़े हुए ?

    लड़की – हां सारे खराब अमरुद दे दो
    ठेलेवाले ने सारे सड़े अमरूद
    एक पॉलीथिन में भर दिये

    लड़की – अब इस पॉलिथीन को साइड में रखो
    और साफ़ अमरुद में से 1 किलो दे दो :wink::grinning::joy:

    कौन कहता है लड़कियों में दिमाग नहीं होता :wink::wink::wink:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny SMS
  • Girl : Cigarette peena chodddo . Boy : Chodd diya . Girl : Beer peena bi chodddo . Boy : Chodd diya . Girl : Good Aaj se roz subah shaam Mandir jana shuru karo . Boy : Theek hai Aaj se roz Mandir jana shuru . Girl : Haayee Jaanu So Sweet, Mujse shaadi karoge? . . Boy : Nahin . Girl : Kyun . . Boy : Itna sudhar gaya hu, Ab tumse achi koi mil jayegi����
    • 10 years ago



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  • Universally True :- The only 3 persons whom a woman listens carefully & follows Sincerely & does EXACTLY as he says is a.... TAILOR, PHOTOGRAPHER & BEAUTICIANS Baki to woh kisi k baap ki bhi nahi sunti. ������
    • 10 years ago



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  • :heart_eyes::stuck_out_tongue:आलसी होने की हद तो देखें...

    संता (बेटे से): तुम एग्जाम देने क्यों नहीं गए?
    बेटा: पेपर टफ था।

    संता: बिना जाए तुम्हें कैसे पता कि पेपर टफ था?
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    बेटा: पेपर दो दिन पहले ही लीक हो गया था!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Girfriend and boyfriend on phone: Boy: Hi, kaisi ho jaan? Girl Theek hun. Boy: Aaj kya khaya dinner mein? Girl: Tumhe bas yehi batein karni aati hain, kya khaya, kuan sa serial dekha, kaun sa song suna.... Boy: Oh!! Ok Ok, ye batao ki how shuld RBI fight these inflationary trends with minimum intervention in the money markets? Girl: hmmmm.... daal chawal khaye hain, dahi aur salad bhi tha...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho? Little cute Sardar student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo.
    • 10 years ago



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  • आज अमेरिका की लड़किया लड़ाकू विमान चला रही हैं और

    हमारे देश कि लड़किया अभी तक ये पूछने में व्यस्त है की

    ” मेले बाबू ने खाना खाया ” :lips::kissing_heart:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • BOY called his girlfriend on phone.. Her dad picked the call.. omg!! Dad: Hello. Who is this? Boy: "main amitab bachhan bol raha hoon Kaun banega crorepati se.. Aur apki beti ki friend yaha hot seat par hai.. zara beti ko phone dijiye sir.." Dad: ohh... oh... (in excitemnt, gave phone to her) Boy: "the question is: where will u meet me in the evening. Option a: beach Option b: park Option c: coffee shop Option d: mall" Girl: "Option a" Boy : "thank you.. aur apka time khatam.." Moral Where there is Will there is a Way "Think twice... Act wise." ....!!��
    • 10 years ago



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  • Alia Bhatt goes to the dentist. Dentist: yes Alia what can I do for you. Alia: Doctor my bluetooth is not working. Can you fix it...!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya. Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai? Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna!.. LOL
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar aapki magnetic personality ke baad bhi ladki aapki taraf attract nahi ho rahi hai, to iska matlab ladki me Iron ki kami hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • "WANTED "... Ek Bar Jo Maine"Msg" Karna Shuru Kar Diya TO uske baad to Main Apne "BALANCE" Ki Bhi Nahi sochta... " DABBANG "... Ham tumhare mobile me itne Msg karenge ki kanfuz ho jaoge ki konsa padhe aur konsa delet kare... "READY"... Duniya me tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log krenge: i, me, and myself... "BODYGUARD"... Mujh par ek ehsaan karna mere msg mujhe forwd mat karna... "KICK"...... Mere message mobile mein ayenge par samajh mein nahin ������ "Communication is the lifeline of any relationship. When we stop communicating, we start losing our valuable relationships.... So disturb everybody we care.... Atleast once daily...�� Madam ordered a pizza.. Waiter: Mam should I cut it into 4 pieces or into 8? Madam: 4 hi kar de, 8 khaaungi to Moti ho jaungi..������
    • 10 years ago



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