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  • મા ગભરાઇ ને બોલી : બેટા જલ્દી ઘરે આવી જા. વહુ ને પેરાલીસીસ નો એટેક આવ્યો છે. મોં વાંકુ, આંખ ઉપર:rolling_eyes:, ગરદન વાંકી થઈ ગઇ છે.

    બેટા : રહેવા દે માં... ગભરાઇશ નહીં... એ તો સેલ્ફી લઇ રહી છે.:joy_cat:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Funny Gujarati SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , All Funny SMS
  • 1 Ladki ne sasural se apni maa ko phone kiya . . Ladki:"maa, kal meri unke sath ladai ho gai" . . Maa:"koi baat ni beti, pati patni ke beech ladai hoti rehti hai... . . . Ladki:"Haan wo sab to theek hai Par Laash ka kya kru ???????
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • One night A Boy helped an unknown aunty to reach her home, . Aunty : Beta, raat bahut ho gayi hai, yahin so jao, Harvinder ke room me. Boy : Nahi aunty, main hall me so jaunga. Next morning, a beautiful girl comes with a cup of coffee Boy : Aap kaun? Girl : Mein Harvinder aur aap? Boy : Main gadhaaa....
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • A Boy Call her Ex girlfriend, Boy: hey i just saw a movie, It reminded me of you, Miss you, . . Girl: Awwww, Even i miss you too, . . Konsi movie dekhi? . . . . . Boy: Ek thi Daayan
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    जब भी किसी दूल्हे की बारात देखता हूं...
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    तो मुझे "जीसस
    काइस्ट्र" के अन्तिम वचन याद आते हैं...
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    "हे ईश्वर... इसे क्षमा करना...
    ये नही जानता... ये क्या करने जा रहा है..!!"
    :joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Hindi Jokes SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Har mummy ka sapna hota hai ki uski beti ko . Smart, handsome, intelligent ldka mile. . . . Tum hi btao.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Main akela"masoom" kis kis ki mummy ka sapna pura karoon?
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • एक आदमी मरने के बाद यमराज के पास जाता है। वहां देखता है… गांधीजी शकीरा के साथ डांस कर रहे है। आदमी यमराज से पूछता है: गांधीजी की सजा इतनी मस्त क्यों? यमराज: हरामखोर सजा गांधीजी को नहीं शकीरा को मिली है.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Boy: MUJHSE SHAADI KAROGI..? Girl: Kya..? Boy: Acchi film hai na..? Girl: Kutte ke bacche..! Boy: What..? Girl: Kitne chote chote hote hai na..!!! Moral – Jaise ko Taisa :-D
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Pappu: I love u Ladki ne zor se thappad maara, aur boli .. Kya kaha tune?? Pappu ne bhi ghuma kar 2 zordaar chaanta maara aur kaha.. Kamini jab suna hi nahin to maara kyun??
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Khatarnaaaaak baccha!!!!!!!!!! Madam : Tu 2 din School Kyo Nahi Aaya?. Bunty: Mam, Meri Ek hi Chaddi Hai Aur Wo Mummy Ne Dhoyi Thi....Isiliye Parso Nahi Aaya... Madam: Aur Kal ?.. Bunty: Kal Main School Aane Ke Liye Nikla. Aapke Ghar Ke Paas Aaya to Dekha ki.... Aapki Chaddi Sookh Rahi Thi, To Mujhe Laga Ki Aap Bhi School Nahi Aayi hongi. To mai Wapis laut gaya.......
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • WORK PRESSURE... ❄ _______________________________ Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.. _______________________________ Me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants . And as I finished.. I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand.. _______________________________ Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around. I went on to ask, “Why is she not attending the weekly status call?” _______________________________ I don’t login to facebook, youtube, etc.. at my personal internet connection at home… thinking it will be blocked any way. Till I realize – I am at home. _______________________________ Once after talking to one of my friends I ended the conversation saying, "Ok bye…in case of any issues will call u back" _______________________________ Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe it’s in the recycle bin !_______________________________ Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab….pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg….. I replied 256mb….thank god he didn’t notice. _______________________________ And I – after a hectic week, went to a movie. In the middle of the movie, when I wanted to check the time, I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the Theatre Screen… So avoid working so hard ! Have a great work-life balance.. Lastly...... Height Of Work Pressure: An Employee Opens His Tiffin Box On The Road Side To See,Whether He Is Going To office, Or Coming Back From office.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Unhone Jaate-Jaate Bade Gurur se Kaha tha "Tum Jaise to Bahut Milenge... "Hmne Bhi Muskura K Puchh hi Liya - "Hmare Jaisa Hi Kyon Chahiye.? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • What is "WILL POWER" ?? . . It is when you see 10 Notification, 20 Msgs and 30 Friend requests... . . . . . . . and still you click "Logout" and "Study" !!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • एयर होस्टेस पंडित से: सर, क्या लेंगे? पंडित-पूरी, सब्ज़ी, खीर और लड्डू. एयर होस्टेस - सर आप किंगफ़िशर के प्लेन में बैठे हैं, विजय माल्या के श्राद्ध में नहीं...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Wife : मेहमान आ रहे हैं और घर में दाल के सिवाय कुछ बना नहीं है.

    Husband : जब वे आएं तो Kitchen में एक बर्तन गिरा देना, और
    जब मैं पूछूं तो कहना कि कोरमा गिर गया !
    फिर दूसरा बर्तन गिराना और कहना बिरयानी भी गिर गई !!
    फिर मैं कहूंगा चलो दाल ही ले आओ..:v::sunglasses:

    मेहमानों के आने के बाद बर्तन गिरने की आवाज़ आई,

    Husband : क्या हुआ ??

    Wife : भंगड़ा पा ले कंजरा..
    दाल ही गिर गई !! :scream::see_no_evil:

    :joy::joy:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , All Funny SMS , Funny SMS - Jokes SMS , Jokes SMS