Best line said by a boy to his GF:"
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Tere bina mai ye duniya chhod to
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Par uska dil kaise dukha du..
Jo roz drwaze par khadi kehti he
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"Beta Ghar Jaldi aa jaana"...
OY- I Love you, come in my life & stay in my heart...!
GIRL - Sandal nikaalun kya?
BOY - Hat pagli! Mera dil koi MANDIR thodi hai, bindaas pehan kar aaja....
:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: :maple_leaf:एक शायर डॉक्टर बन गया अब देखो उसने दवाई कैसे समझाई
:currency_exchange: दिल लगा के मोहब्बत में धमाल करें। सीरप को अच्छी तरह से हिला के इस्तेमाल करें ।।
:currency_exchange:दिल मेरा टूट गया उठी जब उसकी डोली। सुबह दोपहर शाम बस एक एक गोली॥
:currency_exchange:कभी आके मेरी मोहब्बत का सुरूर देखें तमाम दवायें बच्चों की पहुँच से दूर रखें॥
:currency_exchange: दिल मेरा इश्क़ करने पे रज़ामंद रहेगा। इतवार के दिन अस्पताल बन्द रहेगा॥ :laughing::laughing::laughing::joy::joy::joy:
पतलू - . . . . अरे भाई जिस दुकान पे रिचार्ज कराने गया, वो दुकानदार लड़की का भाई निकला :) :) :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
Kaminey Friends
4 Boys on bike..
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Police:"Triple riding is bannedaur tum 4 baithe ho..??
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Boys shocked
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Looks behind..
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And says:"abe Kamino 5 wa kaha gir gaya.?"
Ek din ek ladke ki girlfriend ka BIRTHDAY tha..
Boy was not in the city,
So he ordered 20 RED ROSE for his girlfriend.
He called her up,
Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE bheje hain jitni saal ki tum ho gayi ho!
While delivering florist thought,
Ye aaj ka mera sabse achchha customer hai,
Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE mein de deta hoon,
So he gave 30 instead of 20!
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Aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki uska BREAK-UP kyu hua o_O :-D
Samaz me aya !! Thoko comment !!
whstapp jokes
This is real story from Delhi.
Ek ladka aur Ek Ladki ek dusre se bahut pyaar karte the…
Lekin ek din Ladki ke baap ko pata chal gaya, usne gusse mein Bijli se chalne wali aari ko, ladke ki Gardan par rakha diya.
Wo aari ladke ki gardan ko kaatne hi wali thi ki achanak light chali gayi…
Aur paas mein khadi ladki chillayi..
Agar Sachcha hai Aapka Pyaar
To Sath Hai Dilli / Delhi Sarkar!!! :-D
whatsapp funny jokes love
For those girls who say that-
"mere piche to bhot se ladke
pade
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They always should remember
that-
"Low price always attract
customers"...
Kehte hai khuda ne is jaha mai,
sabhi ke liye kisi na kisi ko
banaya hai..
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Meri wali ne toh lagta hai
suicide kar liya hai, milti hi nahi..
भिखारी (पिंकी से) : मैडम एक रुपए दे दो।
पिंकी : शर्म नहीं आती, इतने स्मार्ट, खूबसूरत, हैंडसम जवान लड़के हो और भीख मांगते हो?
भिखारी (खुश होकर) : ठीक है तो फिर एक झप्पी ही दे दो।
The Man Approached The Very Beautiful Woman:princess: In The Large Supermarket And Asked, “You Know, I’ve Lost My Wife Here In The Supermarket. Can You Talk To Me For A Couple Of Minutes?” “Why?” :flushed: “Because Every Time I Talk To A Beautiful Woman My Wife Appears Out Of Nowhere.” :grinning::joy::grinning::joy::grinning:
""Boy Makes Teacher-Murga""
Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: who just threw that?!
Boy: Me! I’m going home now. ...:::he he he
A store that sells “New Husbands” has opened in New York City,
where a woman may go to choose a husband.
There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the floors..
A woman goes to find a husband.
Floor 1 – These men Have Jobs.
She continues to the second floor..
Floor 2 – These men Have Jobs …n love kids..
she continues upward…
Floor 3 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking..
‘Wow,’ she thinks, but She goes to the fourth floor..
Floor 4 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Good Looking and Help with Housework.
She exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’ Still, she goes to the fifth floor…
Floor 5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are very handsome, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic nature..
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 – You are visitor number 31,456,012 to this floor…
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please!!!
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store..
(scroll and keep reading!)
Now The store’s owner opened a “New Wives Store” just across the street..
The 1st Floor has wives that listen to men..
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The 2nd, 3rd, 4th,5th and 6th floor have never been visited by men!!!