Science Professor: If a girl falls unconscious, give her mouth 2 mouth, blow air into her lungs and keep on pressing her chest with both your palms in quick succession...
Any Questions..?
Student : How to make her unconscious?
Girl :Swami ji muje future dikhana sikha do..
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Swami: Aankhen band karo aur apna
gaal aage karo.
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Girl..nahi aap muje kiss karoge.
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Swami : Le dikh gaya na Future.
Ek Ladki,
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ek din Art Gallery
dekhne Jati Hai
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Aur
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Ek Tasveer Dekhkar,
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Gallery Ke Malik Se
Kahti Hai:
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Ladki : Iss Bhayanak
Tasveer Ko Aap
Modern Art Kehte
Ho !?
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Maalik : Meri Maa
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Tu Dimag Mat Laga,
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Ghar Jaa,
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Ye Aaina ( mirror ) Hai
Different types of call duration summaries :
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boy to boy !
00:00:59
boy to mom !!
00:00:50
boy to dad !
00:00:30
boy to girl !
01:23:59
girl to girl !
05:29:59
girl to boy !
miss call
wife to husband!
dissconnected
husband to wife!
call waiting
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तराजू पर बैठा मुर्गा ग्राहक....
को घूर-घूर कर देख रहा था.....
ग्राहक- क्यों बे मुर्गे घूर...
क्यों रहा हैं मुझे ???
मुर्गा बोला..
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साले मुझे तो खरीद लिया..
अब प्याज खरीद कर दिखा...
Dad - Badi hokar kya karogi?
Daughter - Maa Banugi, Naukri Karungi, Padhai Karugi, Shaadi Karugi
Dad - Tu kuch bhi kar beti .. par thoda Sequence ka Dhyaan rakhna
Boy:" Meri Gf banogi.. ??
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Gal:" Mere parents allow nai karte..
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Boy:" Haan idiot jaise mere baap ne to mujhe
"Akhil Bhartiya Ladki Patao
abhiyan Ka Chairman Bana
Rakha Hai.. ??