Papa- Aage kya karna hai..??
Honhar Beta: Bas, 10th me 97% Aa Jaye, to 2 Saal ki Tutions & then IIT, Fir Ek Saal ki aur Mehnat karke IIM me Jaunga, 20 Lacs Kaafi Hoga Shuruaat ke liye!!
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Nalayak Beta: Bas Iss Baar 10th Ho Jaye to Roadies se Bike Jeet ke launga, Fir Splitsvilla se Aapki Bahu!
Emotional Atyachar se Uska Character Certificate!
Achi Nikli to Theek,
Nahi to Kahaani Repeat!!! :-D
Pappu to his mom:"Mumma
mai kaise paida hua.. ??
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Mom:"Maine 1 bartan me
mitti daal kar rakh di,
kuch din baad usme se
tum mujhe mile..
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Pappu ne aisa hi kiya..
Ab kuch din baad usne
jakar dekha to usme 1
mendak tha..
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Pappu : gusse se "Dil toh
karta hai ki Saale..
tujhe goli mar du, par
kya karu ??
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Aulad hai tu meri..
A store that sells “New Husbands” has opened in New York City,
where a woman may go to choose a husband.
There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the floors..
A woman goes to find a husband.
Floor 1 – These men Have Jobs.
She continues to the second floor..
Floor 2 – These men Have Jobs …n love kids..
she continues upward…
Floor 3 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking..
‘Wow,’ she thinks, but She goes to the fourth floor..
Floor 4 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Good Looking and Help with Housework.
She exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’ Still, she goes to the fifth floor…
Floor 5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are very handsome, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic nature..
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 – You are visitor number 31,456,012 to this floor…
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please!!!
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store..
(scroll and keep reading!)
Now The store’s owner opened a “New Wives Store” just across the street..
The 1st Floor has wives that listen to men..
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The 2nd, 3rd, 4th,5th and 6th floor have never been visited by men!!!
GF on phone call with BF!
Gf - Honey, window khul nahi rahi hai.
BF - Aisa karo thoda tel garam kar ke
us par daal do.
GF - Kya usse kaam ho jayega?
BF - Try to karo.
After 15 mins , BF calls to GF.
BF - Tumne try kiya ??
GF - Haan kiya, par ab laptop hi band
ho gaya... lolzzzz
लेडी 1:relieved:: तुम्हारी बहु कैसी है ? लेडी 2:unamused:: बहु तो बहुत बुरी है, रोज लेट उठती है, मेरा बेटा उसके लिए चाय बनाता है, घर का कोई भी काम नहीं करती.. और जब देखो मेरे बेटे से बाहर खाना खाने के लिए कहेती रहेती है !! लेडी 1:relieved:: और दामाद ? लेडी 2:wink:: दामाद तो फरिश्ता है. रोज सुबह मेरी बेटी को चाय बना के पिलाता है, उसे घर का कोई भी काम करने नहीं देता और अक्सर बाहर खाना खाने ले जाता है.. ऐसा दामाद सबको मिले !!.. :smiley: रिश्ता वही सोच नई !!
Modern Love..!!
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(Boy & Girl On Date)
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Girl:- Kya shadi K Baad Bhi Aise Hi Hum Dinner
Pe Aya Karenge..??
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Boy:- Haa sweet heart, Agar Tumhare Husband
Ko
Koi Aitraz Na Hua to..!!
After Exam:
1st Benchers:" Paper tough tha, par
95 to pakke hai,
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2nd Benchers:" Arey yaar ek question
to fir bhi reh hi gaya,
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3rd Benchers:" Pass ho jaunga bas
itna pata hai
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4th Benchers:" Waat lag gayi yaar mai
to pakka fail hu,
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Last benchers:" Abe sale Paper ko
maar goli, paas wali ladki pat gayi
yaar.
OY- I Love you, come in my life & stay in my heart...!
GIRL - Sandal nikaalun kya?
BOY - Hat pagli! Mera dil koi MANDIR thodi hai, bindaas pehan kar aaja....
Good
1 Ladki Roz Subah 10 Baje Ped Ki Dal Pe Baith Jati,aur sham ko
5 Baje Utar Jati.
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pucho kyu?
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MBA Karke Pagal ho Gayi Thi,Khud Ko Branch Manager Samajti thi..!!!��
:red_circle::red_circle:मास्टर जी :- मैने तुम्हे थप्पड़ मारा इसका भविष्य काल बताओ....? -.- -.- छात्र - छुट्टी के बाद आपकी मोटर साईकल पंचर मिलेगी।:smile::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::joy:
1 Ladke Ko Ladki Se Pyar Ho
Gaya
Lekin
Ladki Ne Use Thukra Dia
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Ladke Ne Kaha Tum 10 Din Ke
Andar
Mujhse Mohabbat Ka Iqrar
Karogi .
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Aur Ladka Din Raat Barish Me
Dhoop
Me
Uske Ghar Ke Samne Khada
Raha
. 9 Din Ke Bad Ladki Ko Sach Me
Ladke
Ki
Mohabbat Ka Ehsas Ho Gaya
Usne
Socha
Subah Pyar Ka Iqrar Krungi
Lekin
Jab Wo Ladke Ko Milne Gayi To
Ladka
Use
Wahan Naa Mila Aur 1 Kagaz
Mila Jis
Par
Likha Tha
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Tere Chakkar Main Teri Bahen
Set Ho
Gayi Hai
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Sorry Saali Sahiba
One night A Boy helped an unknown aunty to reach her home, .
Aunty : Beta, raat bahut ho gayi hai, yahin so jao, Harvinder ke room me.
Boy : Nahi aunty, main hall me so jaunga.
Next morning, a beautiful girl comes with a cup of coffee
Boy : Aap kaun?
Girl : Mein Harvinder aur aap?
Boy : Main gadhaaa....