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Ek Ladki, . ek din Art Gallery dekhne Jati Hai . Aur . Ek Tasveer Dekhkar, . Gallery Ke Malik Se Kahti Hai: . Ladki : Iss Bhayanak Tasveer Ko Aap Modern Art Kehte Ho !? . . . Maalik : Meri Maa . Tu Dimag Mat Laga, . Ghar Jaa, . Ye Aaina ( mirror ) Hai

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A boy had a crush on his classmate. . . . One fine day he proposed her. . . . . . But she rejected and threatened that she would complain to the principal if he ever bothered her again. . . . . .... . .. And the boy remains silent for rest of the days. . . . . . . Some days later the girl borrows a book from that boy and ... . . . writes in it . . . . . . . " I love u too. Sorry to hurt you the other day. If you forgive me, please come and speak to me." . . . Four years passed, ... . . . . But..... . . . . the boy never approached the girl again. . . ... . ..... . MORAL: boys never open their books.��

10 years ago

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After Exam: 1st Benchers:" Paper tough tha, par 95 to pakke hai, . . 2nd Benchers:" Arey yaar ek question to fir bhi reh hi gaya, . . 3rd Benchers:" Pass ho jaunga bas itna pata hai . . 4th Benchers:" Waat lag gayi yaar mai to pakka fail hu, . . Last benchers:" Abe sale Paper ko maar goli, paas wali ladki pat gayi yaar.

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Different types of call duration summaries : ----------------,,,,,,,, boy to boy ! 00:00:59 boy to mom !! 00:00:50 boy to dad ! 00:00:30 boy to girl ! 01:23:59 girl to girl ! 05:29:59 girl to boy ! miss call wife to husband! dissconnected husband to wife! call waiting ��

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Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho? Little cute Sardar student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo.

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Kaminey Friends 4 Boys on bike.. . Police:"Triple riding is bannedaur tum 4 baithe ho..?? . . Boys shocked . . . . . . Looks behind.. . . . . And says:"abe Kamino 5 wa kaha gir gaya.?"

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Pappu to his mom:"Mumma mai kaise paida hua.. ?? . . . Mom:"Maine 1 bartan me mitti daal kar rakh di, kuch din baad usme se tum mujhe mile.. . . Pappu ne aisa hi kiya.. Ab kuch din baad usne jakar dekha to usme 1 mendak tha.. . . . . Pappu : gusse se "Dil toh karta hai ki Saale.. tujhe goli mar du, par kya karu ?? . . . . . . . . . . . . Aulad hai tu meri..

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Seasonal Love story :- Wo ladki aaj b garmi me mar rahi hai, Jisko Maine kabhi kaha tha... . . . . . . . . . Tum iss sweater me Katrina Kaif lagti ho...! .

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"बीसवी सदी की लड़कियां, अगर तुम मिल जाओ जमाना छोड़ देंगे हम, इक्कीसवी सदी की लड़कियां, अगर तुम मिल जाओ, तो पुराना छोड़ देंगे हम।"

9 years ago

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Sorry Dosto
कुछ दिनों से मेसेज नहीं कर
पाया…. जेल में था….!!!!
मडॅर केस में…. दर असल बाइक से
एक लड़की को स्माइल दे दी थी….,
“पगली” खुशी से ही मर गई…… :smiley::smiley::smiley::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Har mummy ka sapna hota hai ki uski beti ko . Smart, handsome, intelligent ldka mile. . . . Tum hi btao.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Main akela"masoom" kis kis ki mummy ka sapna pura karoon?

10 years ago

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Teacher: What is your mother’s name? Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha, Bas.. pyar se MAA kehta hu .

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Teacher: Agar Tum tumari GF Ko 500 Do, aur Usko sirf 200 Ki Zarurat Ho To, Wo Kitne Wapas Degi ??.. Student: Kuchh Bhi Nahi… Teacher: Kya Tum Itni si bhi Maths Nahi Jante ?? Student: Sir, Aap meri gf Ko Nai Jante!!

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Dear Men, A woman who loves you truly will never ask you to buy her expensive gifts or take her to expensive places... She won’t ask for diamonds, rubies or a promise to bring her a world of luxuries... She just wants your love, care and attention.. She wants you to spend a lot of quality time with her.. and appreciate her for all that she does for you out of love and affection.. Every woman is unique in her own way..

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Boy: "Tuj me Rab dikta Hai, Yara mai kya karu" Girl: "Darsan kar, Dakshina de, Prasad la or Chala ja, Q ki tere piche or vi Bhakt khade hai".

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Arj kiya hai.... Maine hamesha zindagi mein DHOKE hi khaye hai. . . . . . . . . . Maine hamesha zindagi main DHOKE hi khaye hai. . . . . . . Grapes,�� Mango,�� Apple,�� Chiku�� amrud�� cherry�� Pineapple�� Strawberry�� Pear�� Watermelon�� Sub DHOKE hi khaye hain. Aap bhi DHO KE hi khana.... Hygenic hota hai...

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Pyar kabi na krna pardesi se . . . . Rote Rote naina thak jayenge . . . . Pyar krna ho to karo hamesa padosi se . . . . . . . Roj Balcony se darshan ho jayenge

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एयर होस्टेस पंडित से: सर, क्या लेंगे? पंडित-पूरी, सब्ज़ी, खीर और लड्डू. एयर होस्टेस - सर आप किंगफ़िशर के प्लेन में बैठे हैं, विजय माल्या के श्राद्ध में नहीं...

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मै पहले बहुत परेशान
और दुखी रहता था,��
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फिर मेरे एक दोस्त ने मुझे
Whatsapp ज्वाइन कराया.....
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अब आप विस्वाश मानिए
मेरी बाकी बची जिन्दगी भी सत्यानाश हो
गयी है..
:joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:

9 years ago

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जब कोई सुबह-सुबह आवाज लगाने से भी न उठे तो…
उसको उठाने का एक नया तरीका लाया गया है

उसके कान में जाकर धीरे से कह दो

” तेरा बाप तेरा मोबाइल चेक कर रहा है”

कूद के भागेगा ससुरा!!
:grinning::grimacing::grin::joy::smiley::smile::grinning::grinning::grinning:

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