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  • पत्नी : प्लीज मेरी तरफ मुह करके सो जाओ...... मुझे डर लग रहा हे.... | | | | | पति : अच्छा!! बस अपनी ही चिंन्ता हे... मे भले ही डर डर के मर जाऊ
    • 9 years ago



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  • Khatarnaaaaak baccha!!!!!!!!!! Madam : Tu 2 din School Kyo Nahi Aaya?. Bunty: Mam, Meri Ek hi Chaddi Hai Aur Wo Mummy Ne Dhoyi Thi....Isiliye Parso Nahi Aaya... Madam: Aur Kal ?.. Bunty: Kal Main School Aane Ke Liye Nikla. Aapke Ghar Ke Paas Aaya to Dekha ki.... Aapki Chaddi Sookh Rahi Thi, To Mujhe Laga Ki Aap Bhi School Nahi Aayi hongi. To mai Wapis laut gaya.......
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pati (phone par): Kaha Ho..? Patni: Ghar mein..! Pati: Acha agar Ghar mein ho, To mixi chalao..! Patni mixi chalati hai... gar gar gar gar... Pati: Acha theek hai..! <<< Dusre Din >>> Pati (phone par): Kaha Ho..? Patni: Ghar mein..! Pati: Acha agar Ghar mein ho, To mixi chalao..! Patni mixi chalati hai... gar gar gar gar... Pati: Acha theek hai..! <<< Teesre Din >>> Pati ghar pahuch jata hai..! Pati (Naukrani Se): Maalkin kaha hai..? Naukrani: Pata nahi sahab, bahut der se kahi gayi hai..! Lekin sahab... ek baat samajh nahi aayi, saath mein mixi kyu le gayi..?
    • 9 years ago



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  • बंताः तुम एक दम, मेरी तीसरी बीवी की तरह लगती हो। सेक्रेटरीः कितनी बार शादी हुई हैं सर आपकी। बंताः दो बार।
    • 9 years ago



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  • पापाः बेटा तुम्हारे रिजल्ट का क्या हुआ? पप्पुः पापा 80% आये है । पापाः पर मार्कशीट पर 40% लिखा है? पप्पूः बाकी के 40% आधारकार्ड लिंक होनेपर सीधे अकाऊंट में आएंगे। पापा बेहोश..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Top class flirting line ....... Girl: I dont lyk, the way u keep staring at me! . . . . . Boy: And I love the way u notice me doing that!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Beta: "mummy kya love marriage karne se ghar wale naraaz hote hain? Maa: "tu pakka kisi churail ke chakkar mein hoga or yeh sab tujhe usi daayan ne kaha hoga, larkiyan to bus larkon ko fasane mein hi lagi rehti hain, jahan acha larka dekha shuru ho gayin, beta inse bach k rehna yeh bohat dhokebaaz hoti hain aur inka to khandan bhi... Beta: "aisa kuch nahi hai woh to daddy bata rahe the ki aap dono ki love marriage thi
    • 9 years ago



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  • 3 young Ladies proposed a MAN.. .. He had to choose one of them.. .. He tested by giving them Rs.5000 each 2 spend... . . . . . . 1st bought make up stuff& new dresses & said she wanted to look good for him.. .. 2nd got him few expensive shirts & ties and perfumes& said she wanted him to look good.. .. 3rd one invested the money, Got profit &returned him original amount, saying that she saved the rest for their future.. . . Finally MAN decided to marry . . . . . . . . The first women because.. . . . . . . . . She was looking damn beautiful .... . . ...Moral:" Men Will Be Men.
    • 9 years ago



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  • एक Plane तूफान में फँस गया, पायलट ने
    कहा:- किसी को बचने की दुआ आती
    है क्या…???

    एक बाबा खुश होकर
    बोला:- हाँ….. मूझे आती है…!!!
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    पायलट:- ठीक है बाबा, आप दुआ
    कीजिये, एक पैरासूट कम है…..:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
    LOL :joy::joy:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Exam ki raat student ne toss kiya : Heads aya to sona hai, . . Tails aaya to film dekhana hai,.. . . Khada raha to gane sunuga,.. . . Agar hawa me raha.. . . . . . . . . . . To maa kasam raat bhar padhunga... Students Thoko Likes..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Wife : Suniye.. mujhe aap ka mobile phone dena zara .. ! Husband : deta hoon.. ruko jaaneman !! Husband jaldi jaldi me mobile phone me .. Delete videos.... Delete pictures ... Delete music ... Delete private folder .. Delete number ... Delete SMS ... Delete outgoing calls .. Delete incoming calls ... Delete mms .... Delete whatsapp ... Delete bbm ... Delete .... Delete .... Delete .... Delete .... Delete .... Delete .... Delete .... FORMAT Memory card !!! achha ye to batao... karogi kya tum...?? Wife : mujhe time dekhana tha.. kitne baje hai abhi... Husband : time ??!!! puchh bhi to sakti thi... Gawaar aurat ... !!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • This is real story from Delhi. Ek ladka aur Ek Ladki ek dusre se bahut pyaar karte the… Lekin ek din Ladki ke baap ko pata chal gaya, usne gusse mein Bijli se chalne wali aari ko, ladke ki Gardan par rakha diya. Wo aari ladke ki gardan ko kaatne hi wali thi ki achanak light chali gayi… Aur paas mein khadi ladki chillayi.. Agar Sachcha hai Aapka Pyaar To Sath Hai Dilli / Delhi Sarkar!!! :-D whatsapp funny jokes love
    • 9 years ago



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  • Papa- Aage kya karna hai..?? Honhar Beta: Bas, 10th me 97% Aa Jaye, to 2 Saal ki Tutions & then IIT, Fir Ek Saal ki aur Mehnat karke IIM me Jaunga, 20 Lacs Kaafi Hoga Shuruaat ke liye!! . . Nalayak Beta: Bas Iss Baar 10th Ho Jaye to Roadies se Bike Jeet ke launga, Fir Splitsvilla se Aapki Bahu! Emotional Atyachar se Uska Character Certificate! Achi Nikli to Theek, Nahi to Kahaani Repeat!!! :-D
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girl-Friend Ne Boyfriend Se Pyar Se Kaha Ladki: “Jaanu, Tum Mere Liye Kya Kar Sakte Ho?” . . Ladka: “Jo Tum Kaho Meri Jaan” Ladki: “Kya Mere Liye Chaand La Sakte Ho?” Ladka 2 Minute Bol Ke Kahi Gaya Aur Kuch Chiz Apne Piche Chupa Ke Laya... . . Ladki Se Bola Ki Aankhein Band Karo, Aur Wo Chiz Ladki Ke Haatho Mein De Di Aur Ladki Ko Kaha Ab Apni Aankhein Kholo... . . Ladki Ki Aankho Mein Se Ansu Nikal Aaye Vo Chiz Dekh Ke. Kyunki Uske Haatho Mein Ek Aaina (Sheesha) Tha, Jisme Us Ladki Ka Chehra Nazar Aa Raha Tha . . . Ladki Ne Khush Hokar Boy-Friend Ko Bola: “Awwwww… Tum Mujhe Chand Samjhte Ho?” Ladka: “Nahi, Main To Tumhe Sirf Ye Samjha Raha Tha, Jis Muh Se Tumne Chaand Manga Hai, Vo Thobda Kabhi Sheeshe Mein Bhi Dekha Hai Ya Nahi
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girl : Cigarette peena chodddo . Boy : Chodd diya . Girl : Beer peena bi chodddo . Boy : Chodd diya . Girl : Good Aaj se roz subah shaam Mandir jana shuru karo . Boy : Theek hai Aaj se roz Mandir jana shuru . Girl : Haayee Jaanu So Sweet, Mujse shaadi karoge? . . Boy : Nahin . Girl : Kyun . . Boy : Itna sudhar gaya hu, Ab tumse achi koi mil jayegi����
    • 9 years ago



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  • Mazak ki bhi ek Hadd hoti hai YAAR . . . Main Ladki ko date kar raha tha, aur tabhi mera dost uske samne aakar bola:- . . . . . . . . " kal wali Zyada achi thi "
    • 9 years ago



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