• Categories
  • Kids Quotes   200
  • I was not one of those people who wanted to be a comedian when I was growing up. I liked comedy, but didn't know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney. I did do things on the side like improv and sketch comedy, but law was my focus. I was a very bookish, academic kid. When I got out of college, I was really unhappy. I had a great job that I should have loved, yet I was miserable. I slowly realized that was because I wasn't performing. So I just tried stand-up and fell in love with it after one performance.
  • 6 years ago



    Tags : Aisha Tyler Quotes , Growing Up Quotes , Kids Quotes
  • Looking back, I realize that this period of my life has irrevocably come to a close; my happy-go-lucky, carefree schooldays are gone forever. I don't even miss them. I've outgrown them. I can no longer just kid around, since my serious side is always there.
  • 5 years ago



    Tags : Anne Frank Quotes , Kids Quotes , Forever Quotes
  • It's a generational project just to get America to live up fully to its ideals and to have the kind of society where everybody has a shot, and every kid is getting a good education, and people are getting living wages, and they have decent retirement.
  • 5 years ago



    Tags : Barack Obama Quotes , Retirement Quotes , Kids Quotes
  • I get bitter, angry and disbelieving and I tell my kids there a lot of idiots out there. I also want them to know that being successful is not the real world - that their parents get treated better because they're on TV.
  • 6 years ago



    Tags : Al Roker Quotes , Real Quotes , Kids Quotes
  • The Minnesotans I talk to are really concerned about what the future holds for their families. They're trying to pay for health care and send their kids to college, they're worried about declining home values, they're scared for a loved one they have serving in Iraq.
  • 6 years ago



    Tags : Al Franken Quotes , Kids Quotes , Home Quotes
  • About 100 things that your kid will do that will surprise you and break your heart and it will be a combination of fact based therapy, medically advised kinds of passages accompanied by celebrity anecdotes and just some funny stuff to lighten the load.
  • 6 years ago



    Tags : Alan Thicke Quotes , Heart Quotes , Kids Quotes
  • If we choose to keep those tax breaks for millionaires and billionaires, if we choose to keep a tax break for corporate jet owners, if we choose to keep tax breaks for oil and gas companies that are making hundreds of billions of dollars, then that means we've got to cut some kids off from getting a college scholarship.
  • 5 years ago



    Tags : Barack Obama Quotes , Mean Quotes , Kids Quotes
  • When I was a kid you always heard about the Israeli army and you always heard about this tiny little country and how everyone around them wants them gone, and every time somebody comes after them they take care of business. And so as a Jewish kid you were proud of that.
  • 6 years ago



    Tags : Adam Sandler Quotes , Country Quotes , Kids Quotes