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Lets not focus on saving a nickel... lets focus on making a buck.

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I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.

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I don't like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it's the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they're pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.

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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.

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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.

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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.

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I'm a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I'm into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.

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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, "Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome."

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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.

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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!

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I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.

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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.

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I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses. I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like - there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.

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I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.

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My motto is "more mystery, less history".

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There's no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I'm a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.

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No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.

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I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.

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I'd be at someone's house or be up on the roof all day and I'd get lonely - stir crazy - and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life. But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn't imagine it.

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