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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.

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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?

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Lets not focus on saving a nickel... lets focus on making a buck.

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It's something I've always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.

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I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care.

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When you're doing a radio show, you can express yourself.

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Welfare is monetary methadone.

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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.

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People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful.

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I'm harmless. I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you're that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.

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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.

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We're all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it. Telling them to stop isn't going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.

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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.

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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I've done so much morning radio that I won't be overwhelmed by it, but it's still going to be a challenge.

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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it's not a great way to go.

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I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven't seen one pie commercial.

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It's like the Fouth of July in my underpants.

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He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.

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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.

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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.

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