Adam Carolla Quotes, Focus Quotes, Saving Quotes

Lets not focus on saving a nickel... lets focus on making a buck.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Focus Quotes , Saving Quotes

When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Funny Quotes , Growing Up Quotes

I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Thinking Quotes , Audience Quotes

I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera - sort of low-key. I don't like being on camera stuff that much. I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader. Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Cat Quotes , People Quotes

I'm a comedian, not a politician.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Comedian Quotes

I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Funny Quotes , Nice Quotes

Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Funny Quotes , Sex Quotes

I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Podcasting Quotes , Form Quotes

It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I've done so much morning radio that I won't be overwhelmed by it, but it's still going to be a challenge.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Morning Quotes , Water Quotes

There's no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I'm a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Christian Quotes , Atheist Quotes

Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn't pay taxes.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , People Quotes , Pay Quotes

To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Important Quotes , Ability Quotes

If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Thinking Quotes , Joy Quotes

When I'm in power, here's how I'm gonna put the country back on its feet. I'm going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the 'tardiest of the 'tards like the thick crust.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Country Quotes , Feet Quotes

I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , People Quotes , Laughing Quotes

The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don't have a compelling host then you have nothing.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Host Quotes , Compelling Quotes

I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Years Quotes , Age Quotes

When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Christmas Quotes , Dad Quotes

Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Passion Quotes , Office Quotes

Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys. We're always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Inspirational Quotes , Basketball Quotes