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We're all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it. Telling them to stop isn't going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.

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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.

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You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.

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I'm a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I'm into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.

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If you spend your life walking through somebody else's museum, you never find out whether you're Rembrandt or not.

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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.

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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.

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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.

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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.

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I'd never hurt another person.

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There are certain things women are better at than men.

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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.

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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I've done so much morning radio that I won't be overwhelmed by it, but it's still going to be a challenge.

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Lets not focus on saving a nickel... lets focus on making a buck.

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I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.

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People look at me, and they go, 'You're white, you're smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.'

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I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.

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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it's not a great way to go.

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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's out of this world. I'll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn't have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.

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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.

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