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Adam Carolla Quotes 142
- The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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- People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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- I'd never hurt another person.
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- Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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- I don't like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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- A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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- Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay.
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- I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.
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- I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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- I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.
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- Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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- Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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- You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.
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- Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.
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- I'm a comedian, not a politician.
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- I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's out of this world. I'll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn't have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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- What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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- You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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- Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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- I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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