Adam Carolla Quotes, Feelings Quotes, Trying Quotes

I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.

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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.

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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don't vote that way.

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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay.

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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.

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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.

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The shuttle is the worst $20 you'll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been. You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can't afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.

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Don’t do your best, do my best.

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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.

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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.

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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I've done so much morning radio that I won't be overwhelmed by it, but it's still going to be a challenge.

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I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.

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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.

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I don't know anything about computers.

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If you spend your life walking through somebody else's museum, you never find out whether you're Rembrandt or not.

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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.

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No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader.

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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.

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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.

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I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

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