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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.

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All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.

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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.

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I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.

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Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn't pay taxes.

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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.

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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

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I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.

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The truth is we're all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else's book. We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.

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I've always boxed, I always taught boxing.

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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.

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I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care.

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I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven't seen one pie commercial.

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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.

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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.

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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.

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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I'm not sure why.

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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.

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Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.

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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don't have a compelling host then you have nothing.

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