Adam Carolla Quotes, Basketball Quotes, Brother Quotes

When you're picking a basketball team, you'll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you're playing the odds.

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I'd never hurt another person.

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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses. I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like - there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.

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People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful.

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You're 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don't have to kill yourself, you're just waiting.

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I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

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If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are the only two things you're aware of.

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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.

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If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'

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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.

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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.

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I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time.

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I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.

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Lets not focus on saving a nickel... lets focus on making a buck.

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All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle.

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You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

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I've always boxed, I always taught boxing.

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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.

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Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.

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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.

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