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It's something I've always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.

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I don't normally vote. I'm lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.

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When you're doing a radio show, you can express yourself.

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I'm harmless. I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you're that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.

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I'm a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I'm into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.

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I get depressed at airports.

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You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

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[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.

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It's like the Fouth of July in my underpants.

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People look at me, and they go, 'You're white, you're smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.'

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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.

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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.

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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses. I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like - there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.

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I'd never hurt another person.

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There's no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I'm a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.

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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.

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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.

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Lets not focus on saving a nickel... lets focus on making a buck.

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I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.

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I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.

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