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Adam Ferrara Quotes 33
- If you look at a group of people that had faith, it's got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had to be one guy in the back, like, 'I don't think he knows where he's going.'
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- I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date. There's no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, no movie - just a quick sniff, 'Alright, let's go.'
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- There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I'm a Catholic, and she's the devil.
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- Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you're happy, you let us touch you.
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- I think human arrogance will be the demise of civilization.
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- I don't think I'll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women. You can do that: you send away to the Philippines, and they send you a wife. The only thing is, once you're on their mailing list, they keep sending you a relative a month whether you want it or not.
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- What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why!
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- Whenever she uses the phrase 'I was thinking...,' that means I either have to move, paint or buy something.
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- The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.
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- I talk a lot about women in my act, 'cause let's face it -- if I was hungry, I would talk about food.
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- I love that magazine, man - Victoria's Secret - and it comes, like, every three hours.
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- If you're in California and it's raining, stay home, because nobody can drive in the rain. It's like it's raining frogs. They're terrified.
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- The girls are beautiful in Hollywood - and enough silicon to caulk a sink.
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- I love to believe that there's one god but there's many different religions so there's just the question of which long distance company you pick.
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- Men tend to lie when it comes to sexual conquests. You should hear some of the ego-driven lies my friends have told me: 'Swear to God, man - the hooker gave the money back.'
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- The human body is in constant change the minute we're born. It's in a constant state of decay. We're all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart.
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- I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren't.
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- As soon as you lay down, that's when the most bizarre things start coming out of her mouth. 'Goodnight, baby.' 'Do you think we were together in a past life?' 'Yeah, and I died of sleep deprivation. Go to bed.' 'Don't you feel like we're soul...'
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- The only marriage I've observed for any length of time is my parents - 35 years. I asked my pop, I go, 'Pop, 35 years - what do you hope for?' He's like, 'I hope you die first.'
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- I know she's just trying to make things nice, so I do my part. Now, when I get up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, I turn on the light. I used to just go by sonar: just keep peeing 'til you hear water.
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