Adam Sandler Quotes, Girlfriend Quotes, Night Quotes

Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone's grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show.

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How do I speak Spanish? Not too well. Paz taught me a few words that, if people weren't nice to me, I could tell them a few things. I got to study with [chef] Thomas Keller, who we all love as a guy and Jim had a relationship with him at [his restaurant] the French Laundry.

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The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said - you can do that.

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I'm pretty hot, right? Very hot, if I may say so myself. Don't you feel the sex I'm radiating?

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I don't know what drives me to succeed.

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Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy.

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Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.

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When I was a kid you always heard about the Israeli army and you always heard about this tiny little country and how everyone around them wants them gone, and every time somebody comes after them they take care of business. And so as a Jewish kid you were proud of that.

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In high school I wanted to be a rock star and was in a lot of bands.

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My hobbies are run-on sentences.

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Me and Fred Wolf wrote the movie [ Grown Ups]. The whole idea was about putting together old friends that get to hang out for a weekend.

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I've always liked older ladies. I'm comfortable with it. They seem to be nice. They've seen it all.

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My grandmother used to embarrass me more, when she would pick me up from school wearing a big fuzzy hat. I didn't like that.

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I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood, a very bad mood! I was fired from my ice cream truck job today! No more Fudgicles!

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I wasn't a kid growing up thinking, 'One day I'll get an Oscar and make a speech.' That wasn't on my mind.

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I'd like to have a kid, and I'd like to be driving around. I know a kid is going to be a big part of my life. I can trust my kid. I know my kid would be in the backseat of my car, and when I say You wanna get some ice-cream? he's going to be happy. My brother has kids. I see that trick work, the ice cream trick.

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I grew up cursing a lot. It felt natural. My parents told me to stop.

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God gave me some weird, beautiful scent that makes men and women go crazy. People compare it to Carvel. It is a whale of a smell.

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Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

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I was a big fan of Kurt Russell growing up and I always wanted to be the modern day Kurt Russell.

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