Adam Sandler Quotes, Horse Quotes, Fake Quotes

I don't like being on a horse. That's the only negative of doing a Western. I like the whole get up, and I look great in a hat. But I get tense around horses. So, if they could make a fake horse, then I'd do a Western.

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I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister.

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Girls are soft and pretty.

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I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.

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I choose to ignore hell in my life. When I was a little kid I asked my Dad "Am I going to go to hell?" because I'd heard about hell. And he said, "Nothing you're gonna do will get you into hell." And so I got to ignore it.

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I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.

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I grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family's been...we've been enjoying each other's comedy for years.

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I don't want to run around with new people. I feel safer with my friends.

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Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises' manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!

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I'd like to have a kid, and I'd like to be driving around. I know a kid is going to be a big part of my life. I can trust my kid. I know my kid would be in the backseat of my car, and when I say You wanna get some ice-cream? he's going to be happy. My brother has kids. I see that trick work, the ice cream trick.

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I still like doing stand-up now, but it's not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone.

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I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.

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I've got the kid. I feel a little more relief that I don't have to just think about myself too much.

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You've just got to give yourself time - that's good advice I think. Give yourself time to figure out what you're good at and what you're not good at.

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Sometimes you can't prioritise family and you feel guilty.

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I bought my parents some stuff. That feels kind of good to be able to do that. I got them a place in Florida. I think I'm allowed to say that - I hope my dad doesn't get mad at me. But I don't spend money on myself. I don't like myself enough yet. But the people I love, I like spending the cash on them.

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I wanted to make sure that I did one movie in my career that mothers hug me for.

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I think when I bought a house, that's when I thought I felt like that's a grown up thing to do.

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I wasn't a kid growing up thinking, 'One day I'll get an Oscar and make a speech.' That wasn't on my mind.

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Paul Newman's half Jewishand Florence Henderson's half, tooPut them together,What a fine looking Jew!

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