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I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.

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Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.

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I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only....Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.

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I guess in my house when I was growing up, I was comfortable trying to be funny. And my dad, of course, it bugged him sometimes. He was trying to rest, and I was constantly trying to say something stupid to get a reaction. But I like doing these movies. You can do it in front of the camera and then it's over. I don't have to worry about being in front of too many people.

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I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it's not going to be my way of life. I'm a comedian.

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When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.

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Wrap the turkey up In aluminum foil My brother likes to masturbate With baby oil.

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My buddies, we've always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out - that's the goal.

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I don't want to run around with new people. I feel safer with my friends.

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You've just got to give yourself time - that's good advice I think. Give yourself time to figure out what you're good at and what you're not good at.

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I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.

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I read to my kid, but I can't stand reading.

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I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck.

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I'm just looking to make good movies and looking to be as good as I can be in them and that's about it. But I feel much more comfortable doing a comedy, but the fact that I got to try a few dramas, I feel I've tested myself a little bit.

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The fact that you can see a movie at home, it's great. You're making it for as many people to see it as possible. And that's nice.

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I grew up cursing a lot. It felt natural. My parents told me to stop.

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I'm not great at bedtime stories. Bedtime stories are supposed to put the kid to sleep. My kid gets riled up and then my wife has to come in and go, 'All right! Get out of the room.'

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My father used to wear the same pants for like a week.

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I can't run a company... I can't even run my own life!

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I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it's just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.

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