Adam Sandler Quotes, Sex Quotes, Hot Quotes

I'm pretty hot, right? Very hot, if I may say so myself. Don't you feel the sex I'm radiating?

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Sandler Quotes , Sex Quotes , Hot Quotes

I go to sleep thinking about my kids being spoiled and I wake up thinking about it.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Sandler Quotes , Sleep Quotes , Kids Quotes

My buddies, we've always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out - that's the goal.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Sandler Quotes , Mean Quotes , Goal Quotes

Sometimes you can't prioritise family and you feel guilty.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Sandler Quotes , Sometimes Quotes , Guilty Quotes

I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Sandler Quotes , Funny Quotes , Hockey Quotes

Paul Newman's half Jewishand Florence Henderson's half, tooPut them together,What a fine looking Jew!

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Sandler Quotes , Together Quotes , Florence Quotes

I was a big fan of Kurt Russell growing up and I always wanted to be the modern day Kurt Russell.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Sandler Quotes , Growing Up Quotes , Fans Quotes

I still like some of the stuff, skateboarding. Just stupid things.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Sandler Quotes , Stupid Quotes , Skateboarding Quotes

Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Sandler Quotes , Drinking Quotes , Alcohol Quotes

How do I speak Spanish? Not too well.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Sandler Quotes , Speak Quotes

Comedy, such a lovely lady, she'll pick you up, you your feeling blue.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Sandler Quotes , Blue Quotes , Lovely Lady Quotes

I grew up cursing a lot. It felt natural. My parents told me to stop.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Sandler Quotes , Parent Quotes , Natural Quotes

It definitely has learning a lesson about the way you're living your life. I wouldn't compare our movie to that, but it has a structure where it's about a man who doesn't appreciate all that he has and finds out at the end that life has been great and he has to enjoy that.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Sandler Quotes , Life Lesson Quotes , Men Quotes

I don't like being on a horse. That's the only negative of doing a Western. I like the whole get up, and I look great in a hat. But I get tense around horses. So, if they could make a fake horse, then I'd do a Western.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Sandler Quotes , Horse Quotes , Fake Quotes

I think when I bought a house, that's when I thought I felt like that's a grown up thing to do.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Sandler Quotes , Thinking Quotes , House Quotes

I don't know what the hell I'm doing; I like what I've been doing. I believe in what I've done in the past; I hope my kid enjoys the movies I've made and enjoys some of the movies in the future.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Sandler Quotes , Believe Quotes , Kids Quotes

I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Sandler Quotes , Steps Quotes , Scared Quotes

I'm filthy rich! It's good to be Adam Sandler!

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Sandler Quotes , Rich Quotes , Adam Quotes

Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Sandler Quotes , Funny Quotes , Wire Quotes

I bought my parents some stuff. That feels kind of good to be able to do that. I got them a place in Florida. I think I'm allowed to say that - I hope my dad doesn't get mad at me. But I don't spend money on myself. I don't like myself enough yet. But the people I love, I like spending the cash on them.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Sandler Quotes , Dad Quotes , Thinking Quotes