Adam Sandler Quotes, Age Quotes, Pants Quotes

Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.

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I never want movie theaters go away. It is the greatest time out on the town. You go out, it's a great place to go, great location, great hang, great date, good place to be with friends. But as an actor who works hard at making movies, I am glad that no matter what people can see your movie on. It's hard to keep a theater for long time; there are so many movies, so when you leave a theater, you're just glad there's a life for your movie.

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I'm sure everyone's got their back story. I don't come from a place of where I was tortured and needed to let something out. I came from a very happy home. I was a little out of control at times. But my family... we all liked to be funny, we all liked to make each other laugh.

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I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only....Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.

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I can't run a company... I can't even run my own life!

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Paul Newman's half Jewishand Florence Henderson's half, tooPut them together,What a fine looking Jew!

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Now that I'm a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.

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He has a 5 year plan... What is it, don't die?

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I was a big fan of Kurt Russell growing up and I always wanted to be the modern day Kurt Russell.

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I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.

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It's just weird that out of nowhere God said, May the three best-looking guys in Hollywood have babies - Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and me. It was bizarre that God said, I want to make the planet more beautiful, and I got the call.

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It's important I surround myself with people who make me happy.

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Sitting in a room being forced to listen to 'The Chanukah Song' over and over." [on his idea of Hell]

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I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.

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My name is Adam Sandler. I'm not particularly talented. I'm not particularly good-looking. And yet I'm a multi-millionaire.

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When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.

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I don't want to run around with new people. I feel safer with my friends.

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Wrap the turkey up In aluminum foil My brother likes to masturbate With baby oil.

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A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard.

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On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica.

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