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  • I went into a restaurant one night and ordered lobster, and the waiter brought me one with a claw missing. I called him over and told him about it. He told me that in the back there's a tank they keep the lobsters in and while they're in there, they fight and sometimes one loses a claw. I told him 'then bring me a winner.'
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Al McGuire Quotes , Fighting Quotes , Night Quotes
  • On how to make the game more exciting - Eliminate the referees, raise the basket four feet, double the size of the basketball, limit the height of the players to 5 feet 9 inches, bring back the centre jump, allow taxi drivers in for free and allow the players to carry guns.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Al McGuire Quotes , Inspirational Quotes , Funny Quotes
  • It bothers me that the average fan, the average sportswriter for that matter, pays so much attention to what's in a box score. A box score does not properly represent the most important thing - team play. It shows some guy scoring 27 points, but it doesn't show that my 27-point man let his guy score 30.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Al McGuire Quotes , Team Quotes , Men Quotes