Al Yankovic Quotes, Years Quotes, Careers Quotes

One of the hardest things I've had to deal with in my career is keeping my material topical even though I only release albums every three or four years.

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I'm an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation.

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I suppose I had my rock star fantasies while I was singing into my hairbrush in the bathroom mirror, but I never really consciously said, 'OK, this is what I'm going to do for a living and I'm going to be Weird Al.'

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I'm always a little leery about doing shows where I'm not the headliner because when I first started playing in 1982 I opened for Missing Persons and got pelted for 45 minutes. After that, I made the decision to headline no matter what, even if I was playing to seven people. I wanted people to be there to see me.

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Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You'll have plenty of time to be low-key when you're laid out on the slab.

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I have very mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I’m concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is severely eating into my album sales and having a decidedly adverse effect on my career. On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!

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I'm watching the charts every week and hoping something will pop into my head.

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If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.

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In fact, when I come up with an idea for a parody I try to resist the urge to Google the idea to see if someone has done it already because the answer is almost always, "Yes, of course they have, they've thought of it!"

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That's something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.

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When I go to my live shows it's often a multigenerational audience, a family bonding experience.

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There are probably a few library fines I haven't paid yet, but I'm a pretty clean-cut guy overall.

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I decided that I wanted to be a voice on every animated cartoon in the history of the world - even shows that haven't been on the air for a very long time, that's going to be harder to pull off.

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As it turns out, there is a thing called the Internet, and stuff does go out there whether the suits like it or not.

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I don't like to label myself. I know I'm very hard to pigeonhole.

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No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.

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I enjoy all kinds of music. But it is kind of strange when I do parodies, instead of setting up drums and guitar amps.

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Right now I'm listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT'S MY JOB.

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I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.

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As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads.”

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