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One can't proceed from the informal to the formal by formal means.
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The best book on programming for the layman is Alice in Wonderland, but that's because it's the best book on anything for the layman.
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Optimization hinders evolution. Everything should be built top-down, except the first time. Simplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it.
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In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm.
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In computing, turning the obvious into the useful is a living definition of the word "frustration".
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Because of its vitality, the computing field is always in desperate need of new cliches: Banality soothes our nerves.
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Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer.
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Fools ignore complexity. Pragmatists suffer it. Some can avoid it. Geniuses remove it.
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Motto for a research laboratory: what we work on today, others will first think of tomorrow.
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Don't have good ideas if you aren't willing to be responsible for them.
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To understand a program, you must become both the machine and the program.
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A programming language is low level when its programs require attention to the irrelevant.
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One man's constant is another man's variable.
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Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way.
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Dealing with failure is easy: Work hard to improve. Success is also easy to handle: You've solved the wrong problem. Work hard to improve.
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Programmers are not to be measured by their ingenuity and their logic but by the completeness of their case analysis.
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C programmers never die. They are just cast into void.
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If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up.
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In man-machine symbiosis, it is man who must adjust: The machines can't.
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Once you understand how to write a program get someone else to write it.
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