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Alan Perlis Quotes 57
- In computing, the mean time to failure keeps getting shorter.
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- In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm.
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- In English every word can be verbed. Would that it were so in our programming languages.
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- When someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop.
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- Programmers are not to be measured by their ingenuity and their logic but by the completeness of their case analysis.
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- Is it possible that software is not like anything else, that it is meant to be discarded: that the whole point is to always see it as a soap bubble?
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- It goes against the grain of modern education to teach children to program. What fun is there in making plans, acquiring discipline in organizing thoughts, devoting attention to detail and learning to be self-critical?
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- Some programming languages manage to absorb change, but withstand progress.
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- Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon.
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- A programming language is low level when its programs require attention to the irrelevant.
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- When a professor insists computer science is X but not Y, have compassion for his graduate students.
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- Fools ignore complexity. Pragmatists suffer it. Some can avoid it. Geniuses remove it.
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- C programmers never die. They are just cast into void.
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- You think you KNOW when you learn, are more sure when you can write, even more when you can teach, but certain when you can program.
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- If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up.
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- A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming is not worth knowing.
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- I think it is inevitable that people program poorly. Training will not substantially help matters. We have to learn to live with it.
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- There is no such thing as a free variable.
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- The best book on programming for the layman is Alice in Wonderland, but that's because it's the best book on anything for the layman.
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- Adapting old programs to fit new machines usually means adapting new machines to behave like old ones.
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