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Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money off them.

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It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term.

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The choir always tittered and whispered all through the service. There was once a church choir that was not ill-bred, but I have forgotten where it was.

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You can't break a bad habit by throwing it out the window. You've got to walk it slowly down the stairs.

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Between believing a thing and thinking you KNOW is only a small step and quickly taken.

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Pilgrim's Progress , about a man that left his family, it didn't say why. I read considerable in it now and then. The statements was interesting, but tough.

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Travel is fatal to bigotry.

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Your road is everything that a road ought to be...and yet you will not stay in it half a mile, for the reason that little, seductive, mysterious roads are always branching out from it on either hand, and as these curve sharply also and hide what is beyond, you cannot resist the temptation to desert your own chosen path and explore them.

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There was things which he stretched, but mainly he told the truth.

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Human beings are the only creatures who blush - or who need to.

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To write without pay until somebody offers pay. If nobody offers pay within three years, the candidate may look upon this circumstance with the most implicit confidence as the sign that sawing wood is what he was intended for.

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Hero: Person in a book who does things which he can't and girl marries him for it.

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The past does not repeat itself, but it rhymes.

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It has been reported that I was seriously ill--it was another man; dying--it was another man; dead--the other man again...As far as I can see, nothing remains to be reported, except that I have become a foreigner. When you hear it, don't you believe it. And don't take the trouble to deny it. Merely just raise the American flag on our house in Hartford and let it talk.

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The way it is now, the asylums can hold the sane people, but if we tried to shut up the insane we should run out of building materials.

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My father was an amazing man. The older I got, the smarter he got.

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There is only one good sex. The female one.

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Be good and you'll be lonesome

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Do good when you can, and charge when you think they will stand it.

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There isn't anything you can't stand if you are only born and bred to it.

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