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  • To get the full value of joy You must have someone to divide it with. After all these years I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her.
  • 5 years ago



    Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Life Quotes , Garden Quotes
  • Protestant parents still keep a Bible handy in the house, so that the children can study it, and one of the first things the little boys and girls learn is to be righteous and holy and not piss against the wall. They study those passages more than they study any others, except those which incite to masturbation. Those they hunt out and study in private.
  • 5 years ago



    Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Bible Quotes , Girl Quotes