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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

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Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought.

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But I reckon I got to light out for the Territory ahead of therest, because Aunt Sally she's going to adopt me and sivilize me, and I can't stand it. I been there before.

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Knowledge becomes wisdom only after it has been put to good use.

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Each person is born to one possession which outvalues all his others-his last breath.

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Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions.

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What, then, is the true Gospel of consistency? Change. Who is the really consistent man? The man who changes. Since change is the law of his being, he cannot be consistent if he stick in a rut.

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Make your vacation your vocation.

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A good and wholesome thing is a little harmless fun in this world; it tones a body up and keeps him human and prevents him from souring.

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Do one thing every day you don't want to do.

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One must travel, to learn. Every day, now, old Scriptural phrases that never possessed any significance for me before, take to themselves a meaning.

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Some things you can't find out; but you will never know you can't by guessing and supposing: no, you have to be patient and go on experimenting until you find out that you can't find out.

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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.

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Do something everyday that you don't want to do.

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Wine is a clog to the pen, not an inspiration.

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Even popularity can be overdone. In Rome, along at first, you are full of regrets that Michelangelo died; but by and by, you only regret that you didn't see him do it.

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The proverb says that Providence protects children and idiots. This is really true. I know because I have tested it.

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There is in life only one moment and in eternity only one. It is so brief that it is represented by the fleeting of a luminous mote through the thin ray of sunlight - and it is visible but a fraction of a second. The moments that preceded it have been lived, are forgotten and are without value; the moments that have not been lived have no existence and will have no value except in the moment that each shall be lived. While you are asleep you are dead; and whether you stay dead an hour or a billion years the time to you is the same.

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I played Chess with him and would have beaten him sometimes only he always took back his last move, and ran the game out differently

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The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.

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