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Whenever a copyright law is to be made or altered, then the idiots assemble.

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When whole races and peoples conspire to propagate gigantic mute lies in the interest of tyrannies and shams, why should we care anything about the trifling lies told by individuals?

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The educated Southerner has no use for an 'r', except at the beginning of a word.

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There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.

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No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot

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I admire him, I frankly confess it; and when his time is come I shall buy a piece of the rope for a keepsake.

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The unexamined life may not be worth living, but the life too closely examined may not be lived at all.

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The house was as empty as a beer closet in premises where painters have been at work.

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There ain't nothing more to write about and I'm rotten glad of it, because if I'd know'd what trouble it was to make a book, I wouldn't a tackled it.

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God puts something good and loveable in every man His hands create.

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The miracle or the power that elevates the few is to be found in their industry, application and perseverance under the promptings of a brave, determined spirit.

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I do not want Michael Angelo for breakfast-but for luncheon-for dinner- for tea-for supper-for between meals.

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The very "marks" on the bottom of a piece of rare crockery are able to throw me into a gibbering ecstasy.

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You have heretofore found out, by my teachings, that man is a fool; you are now aware that woman is a damned fool.

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To get the full value of joy You must have someone to divide it with. After all these years I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her.

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Life does not consist mainly, or even largely, of facts and happenings. It consists mainly ofthe storm of thought that is forever flowing through one's head.

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Travel is fatal to bigotry.

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It has always been a peculiarity of the human race that it keeps two sets of morals in stock-the private and the real, and the public and the artificial.

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It is not best to use our morals weekdays, it gets them out of repair for Sunday.

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Protestant parents still keep a Bible handy in the house, so that the children can study it, and one of the first things the little boys and girls learn is to be righteous and holy and not piss against the wall. They study those passages more than they study any others, except those which incite to masturbation. Those they hunt out and study in private.

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