Mark Twain Quotes, Children Quotes, Insult Quotes

It is a shameful thing to insult a child.

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We called him Barney for short. We couldn't use his real name, there wasn't time.

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A sound heart is a surer guide than an ill-trained conscience.

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Life is short, break the rules.

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Never argue with people who buy ink by the gallon.

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Experience teaches us only one thing at a time - and hardly that, in my case.

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What work I have done I have done because it has been play. If it had been work I shouldn't have done it.

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In religion and politics, people's belief's and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination

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There isn't any way to libel the human race.

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I'm a very old man. I've had lots of problems. Most of them never happened..!

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Irreverence is the champion of liberty and its only sure defense.

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S'pose a man was to come to you and say Pollyvoo-franzy - what would you think?

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Learn from the mistakes of others - you won't live long enough to make them all yourself. He's opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer him the position.

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All gentle cant and philosophizing to the contrary notwithstanding, no people in this world ever did achieve their freedom by goody-goody talk and moral suasion: it being immutable law that all revolutions that will succeed, must begin in blood.

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All Congresses and Parliaments have a kindly feeling for idiots, and a compassion for them, on account of personal experience and heredity.

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You know that kind of quiver that trembles around through you when you are seeing something so strange and enchanting and wonderful that it is just a fearful joy to be alive and look at it; and you know how you gaze, and your lips turn dry and your breath comes short, but you wouldn't be anywhere but there, not for the world.

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It is better to be a young June-bug than an old bird of paradise.

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Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous.

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Life does not consist mainly - or even largely - of facts and happenings.

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Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.

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