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Broad, wholesome, charitable views .. can not be acquired by vegetating in one's little corner of the earth.

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Ethical man: A Christian holding four aces.

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Whoever has lived long enough to find out what life is, knows how deep a debt of gratitude we owe to Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world.

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Education that consists in learning things and not the meaning of them is feeding upon the husks and not the corn

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A man who keeps company with glaciers comes to feel tolerably insignificiant by and by. The Alps and the glaciers together are able to take every bit of conceit out of a man and reduce his self-importance to zero if he will only remain within the influence of their sublime presence long enough to give it a fair and reasonable chance to do its work.

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I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.

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I was warned to stop smoking, which I did, for two or three days, but it was too lonesome, and I have resumed - in a modified way - 4 smokes a day instead of 40. This will have a good effect. On the bank balance.

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In God We Trust. It is the choicest compliment that has ever been paid us, and the most gratifying to our feelings. It is simple, direct, gracefully phrased; it always sounds well - In God We Trust. I don't believe it would sound any better if it were true.

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Do not complain about growing old. It is a privilege denied to many.

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I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

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Do good when you can, and charge when you think they will stand it.

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Be good and you will be lonely.

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Let me make the superstitions of a nation and I care not who makes its laws or its songs either.

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Senator: Person who makes laws in Washington when not doing time.

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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.

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Give a man a reputation as an early riser and he can sleep 'til noon.

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A good legible label is usually worth, for information, a ton of significant attitude and expression in a historical picture.

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Yes, even I am dishonest. Not in many ways, but in some. Forty-one, I think it is.

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Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.

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No man, deep down in the privacy of his heart, has any considerable respect for himself.

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