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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

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That is the way we are made: we don't reason, where we feel; we just feel.

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... the English alphabet is pure insanity..., It can hardly spell any word in the language with any degree of certainty.

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Frankness is a jewel; only the young can afford it.

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There is no character, howsoever good and fine, but it can be destroyed by ridicule, howsoever poor and witless. Observe the ass, for instance: his character is about perfect, he is the choicest spirit among all the humbler animals, yet see what ridicule has brought him to. Instead of feeling complimented when we are called an ass, we are left in doubt.

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I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.

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There was never a century nor a country that was short of experts who knew the Deity's mind and were willing to reveal it.

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Seasickness: at first you are so sick you are afraid you will die, and then you are so sick you are afraid you won't die.

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Etiquette requires us to admire the human race.

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Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one.

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Experience is an author's most valuable asset; experience is the thing that puts the muscle and the breath and the warm blood into the book he writes.

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None but the dead have free speech.

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Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it hundreds of times.

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It is more trouble to make a maxim than it is to do right.

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The water is clearer than the air, and the air is the air that angels breathe.

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One holds a bottle of red wine by the neck, a woman by the waist, and a bottle of champagne by the derriere.

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Had double chins all the way down to his stomach.

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If a person offends you, and you are in doubt as to whether it was intentional or not, do not resort to extreme measures; simply watch your chance, and hit him with a brick.

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I pity the fellow who has to create a dialect or paraphrase the dictionary to get laughs. I can't spell, but I have never stooped to spell cat with a 'k' to get at your funny bone. I love a drink, but I never encouraged drunkenness by harping on its alleged funny side.

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Get a bicycle. You will not regret it, if you live.

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