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Modesty died when clothes were born.

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It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.

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Don't you know that the very thing a man dreads is the thing that always happens?

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great people are those who make others feel that they, too, can become great.

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Names are not always what they seem.

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I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.

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I have never heard enough classical music to be able to enjoy it; & the simple truth is, I detest it. Not mildly, but will all my heart. To me an opera is the very climax & cap-stone of the absurd, the fantastic the unjustifiable. I hate the very name of opera - partly because of the nights of suffering I have endured in its presence, & partly because I want to love it and can't.

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He had only one vanity; he thought he could give advice better than any other person.

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The unexamined life may not be worth living, but the life too closely examined may not be lived at all.

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Start it at no particular time of your life; wander at your free will all over your life; talk only about the thing which interests you for the moment; drop it the moment its interest threatens to pale.

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when we badly want a thing, we go to hunting for good and righteous reasons for it; we give it that fine name to comfort our consciences, whereas we privately know we are only hunting for plausible ones.

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I like a good story well told. That is the reason I am sometimes forced to tell them myself.

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Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.

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If it is a Miracle, any sort of evidence will answer, but if it is a Fact, proof is necessary

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If you want love and abundance in your life, give it away.

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A banquet is probably the most fatiguing thing in the world except ditchdigging. It is the insanest of all recreations. The inventor of it overlooked no detail that could furnish weariness, distress, harassment, and acute and long-sustained misery of mind and body.

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It’s not the good that die young, it’s the lucky.

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I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping.

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Let us consider that we are all insane. It will explain us to each other. It will unriddle many riddles

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The government is merely a servant―merely a temporary servant; it cannot be its prerogative to determine what is right and what is wrong, and decide who is a patriot and who isn't. Its function is to obey orders, not originate them.

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