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Don't dream your life, but live your dream

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There ought to be a room in every house to swear in. It's dangerous to have to repress an emotion like that.

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If you're looking for friends when you need them...it's too late.

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the more I know about people, the better I like my dogs.

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A joke, even if it be a lame one, is nowhere so keenly relished or quickly applauded as in a murder trial.

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Virtue has never been as respectable as money.

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But it warn't no time to be sentimentering.

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Let us not be too particular; it is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all.

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The new political gospel: public office is private graft.

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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.

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Don't explain your author, read him right and he explains himself.

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An American has not seen the United States until he has seen Mardi-Gras in New Orleans.

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Man is the only slave. And he is the only animal who enslaves. He has always been a slave in one form or another, and has always held other slaves in bondage under him in one way or another. In our day, he is always some man's slave for wages, and does that man's work; and this slave has other slaves under him for minor wages, and they do his work. The higher animals are the only ones who exclusively do their own work and provide their own living.

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I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.

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Some of the worst things in my life never even happened.

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How often we recall with regret that Napoleon once shot at a magazine editor and missed him and killed a publisher. But we remember with charity that his intentions were good.

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I never write Metropolis for seven cents because I can get the same price for city. I never write policeman because I can get the same money for cop.

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it is not wise to keep the fire going under a slander unless you can get some large advantage out of keeping it alive. Few slanders can stand the wear of silence.

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Your actions speak so much louder than words.

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I cannot see how a man of any large degree of humorous perception can ever be religious -- unless he purposely shut the eyes of his mind & keep them shut by force.

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