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Wagner’s music is better than it sounds.

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Man is the only creature who has a nasty mind.

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Moralists and philosophers have adjudged those who throw temptation in the way of the erring, equally guilty with those who are thereby led into evil

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In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.

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I suppose, just as an honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere.

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It is better to be alone than unwelcome. - Eve

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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.

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Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.

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Travel is fatal to bigotry.

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Man - a figment of God's imagination.

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Once you've put one of his [Henry James] books down, you simply can't pick it up again.

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Delicacy - a sad, sad false delicacy - robs literature of the two best things among its belongings: Family-circle narratives & obscene stories.

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When I'm playful I use the meridians of longitude and parallels of latitude for a seine, and drag the Atlantic Ocean for whales. I scratch my head with the lightning and purr myself to sleep with the thunder.

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If God is what people say there can be no one in the universe so unhappy as He; for He sees unceasingly myriads of His creatures suffering unspeakable miseries--and besides this foresees how they are going to suffer during the remainder of their lives. One might as well say, "As unhappy as God."

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A proud man is one who waits for a vacancy in the Trinity.

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The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

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Geniuses are people who dash off weird, wild, incomprehensible poems with astonishing facility, & then go & get booming drunk & sleep in the gutter. Genius elevates a man to ineffable speres [sic] far above the vulgar world, & fills his soul with a regal contempt for the gross & sordid things of earth. It is probably on account of this that people who have genius do not pay their board, as a general thing.

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We were good boys, good Presbyterian boys, and loyal and all that; anyway, we were good Presbyterian boys when the weather was doubtful; when it was fair, we did wander a little from the fold.

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Pity is for the living, envy is for the dead. Death, the refuge, the solace, the best and kindliest and most prized friend and benefactor of the erring, the forsaken, the old and weary and broken of heart.

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When majority is insane, sane must go to asylum.

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