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The most outrageous lies that can be invented will find believers if a person only tells them with all his might.

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I'm the only person who has ever found the right way to build an autobiography.

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The world has corrected the Bible. The church never corrects it; and also never fails to drop in at the tail of the procession-and take the credit of the correction.

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A photograph is a most important document, and there is nothing more damning to go down to posterity than a silly, foolish smile caught and fixed forever.

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a fully belly is little worth where the mind is starved.

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Our Bible reveals to us the character of our god with minute and remorseless exactness... It is perhaps the most damnatory biography that exists in print anywhere. It makes Nero an angel of light and leading by contrast.

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Don't dream your life, but live your dream

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The true Southern watermelon is a boon apart, and not to be mentioned with commoner things. It is chief of this world'd luxuries, king by grace of God over all the fruits of the earth. When one has tasted it, he knows what the angels eat. It was not a Southern watermelon that Eve took: we know it because she repented.

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Talent without work is useless, thank God

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None but the dead are permitted to tell the truth.

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Gratitude and treachery are merely the two extremities of the same procession. You have seen all of it that is worth staying for when the band and the gaudy officials have gone by.

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These are the true and only God, mighty and supreme.

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There is more real pleasure to be gotten out of a malicious act, where your heart is in it, than out of thirty acts of a nobler sort.

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I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately.

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Dying man couldn't make up his mind which place to go to-both have their advantages, heaven for the climate, hell for the company!

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Let us not be too particular; it is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all.

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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.

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I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.

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Prohibition only drives drunkenness behind doors and into dark places, and does not cure it or even diminish it.

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It is a pity we can't escape from life when we are young.

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