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Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.

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She is not refined. She is not unrefined. She keeps a parrot

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An adventure is something that while it's happening you wish it wasn't.

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My father was an amazing man. The older I got, the smarter he got.

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You ought never to sass old people- unless they sass you first.

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The history of our race, and each individual’s experience, are sown thick with evidence that a truth is not hard to kill and that a lie told well is immortal.

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The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to the other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creatures that cannot.

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Persons who think there is no such thing as luck good or bad are entitled to their opinion, although I think they ought to be shot for it.

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Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else. This is not advice, it is merely custom.

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The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.

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I have never taken any exercise, except sleeping and resting, and I never intend to take any. Exercise is loathsome. And it cannot be any benefit when you are tired; and I was always tired.

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By "trampling upon the helpless abroad" with unchecked surveillance, Americans have learned, "by a natural process, to endure with apathy the like at home."

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Dates are hard to remember because they consist of figures; figures are monotonously unstriking in appearance, and they don't take hold, they form no pictures, and so they give the eye no chance to help. Pictures are the thing. Pictures can make dates stick.

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His head was an hour-glass; it could stow an idea, but it had to do it a grain at a time, not the whole idea at once.

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Let your secret sympathies and your compassion be always with the under dog in the fight -- this is magnanimity; but bet on the other one -- this is business.

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Manifestly, dying is nothing to a really great and brave man.

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There is no salvation for us but to adopt Civilization and lift ourselves down to its level.

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You perceive, now, that these things are all impossible except in a dream. You perceive that they are pure and puerile insanities, the silly creations of an imagination that is not conscious of its freaks - in a word, that they are a dream, and you the maker of it. The dream-marks are all present; you should have recognized them earlier.

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In all my travels the thing that has impressed me the most is the universal brotherhood of man-what there is of it.

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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

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