Mark Twain Quotes, Worry Quotes

I have spent most of my life worrying about things that have never happened.

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To someone with a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

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When grown-up persons indulge in practical jokes, the fact gauges them. They have lived narrow, obscure, and ignorant lives, and at full manhood they still retain and cherish a job lot of left-over standards and ideals that would have been discarded with their boyhood if they had then moved out into the world and a broader life.

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The best and most telling speech is not the actual impromptu one but the counterfeit of it.

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Steal a chicken if you get a chance, Huck, because if you don't want it, someone else does and a good deed ain't never forgotten.

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A good memory and a tongue tied in the middle is a combination which gives immortality to conversation.

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I do not wish any reward but to know I have done the right thing.

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There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting.

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When we do not know a person - and also when we do - we have to judge his size by the size and nature of his achievements, as compared with the achievements of others in his special line of business - there is no other way.

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Congressman is the trivialist distinction for a full grown man.

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The best cure for Christianity is reading the Bible.

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The miracle or the power that elevates the few is to be found in their industry, application and perseverance under the promptings of a brave, determined spirit.

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Wagner has some great moments, but a lot of miserable half hours.

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Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat.

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It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.

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A crime persevered in a thousand centuries ceases to be a crime, and becomes a virtue. This is the law of custom, and custom supersedes all other forms of law.

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It is the Creator´s Grand Army, and he is the Commander-in-Chief... With these facts before you, now try to guess man´s chiefest pet name for this ferocious Commander-in-Chief? I will save you the trouble but you must not laugh. It is Our Father in Heaven.

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It is the will of God that we must have critics and missionaries and congressmen and humorists, and we must bear the burden

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....honest men are few when it comes to themselves.

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Writing is easy. All you have to do is cross out the wrong words.

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