Mark Twain Quotes, Book Quotes, Adventure Quotes

You don't know about me, without you have read a book by the name of 'The Adventures of Tom Sawyer,' but that ain't no matter. That book was made by a Mr. Mark Twain, and he told the truth, mainly.

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Make your mark in New York and you are a made man.

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Where every man in a state has a vote, brutal laws are impossible.

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I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately.

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Out of the public schools comes the greatness of the nation.

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Nature makes the locust with an appetite for crops; man would have made him with an appetite for sand

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You thunder and lightning too much; the reader ceases to get under the bed, by and by.

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In Boston they ask, how much does he know? In New York, how much is he worth? In Philadelphia, who were his parents?

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You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

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Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one's lifetime.

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It is easier for a cannibal to enter the Kingdom of Heaven through the eye of a rich man's needle that it is for any other foreigner to read the terrible German script.

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By his father he is English, by his mother he is Americanto my mind the blend which makes the perfect man.

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Hunger is the handmaid of genius

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Word it as softly as you please, the spirit of patriotism is the spirit of the dog and wolf. The moment there is a misunderstanding about a boundary line or a hamper of fish or some other squalid matter, see patriotism rise, and hear him split the universe with is war-whoop. The spirit of patriotism being in its nature jealous and selfish, is just in man's line, it comes natural to him - he can live up to all its requirements to the letter; but the spirit of Christianity is not in its entirety possible to him.

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There is nothing so annoying as a good example!!

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Always tell the truth. That way you don't have to remember what you said.

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I couldn't bear to think about it; and yet, somehow, I couldn't think about nothing else.

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There is no such thing as an ordinary life.

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All men are ignorant, just on different subjects.

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Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend.

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