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- Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
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- Wilson stopped and stood silent. Inattention dies a quick and sure death when a speaker does that.
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- What a world of trouble those who never marry escape! There are many happy matches, it is true, and sometimes "my dear," and "my love" come from the heart; but what sensible bachelor, rejoicing in his freedom and years of discretion, will run the tremendous risk?
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- The rain ...falls upon the just and the unjust alike; a thing which would not happen if I were superintending the rain's affairs. No, I would rain softly and sweetly on the just, but if I caught a sample of the unjust outdoors, I would drown him.
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- If all men were rich, all men would be poor.
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- Every man feels that his experience is unlike that of anybody else and therefore he should write it down-- he finds also that everybody else has thought and felt on some points precisely as he has done, and therefore he should write it down.
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- I never made a success of a lecture delivered in a church yet. People are afraid to laugh in a church. They can't be made to do it in any possible way.
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- When one has tasted watermelons, one knows what angels eat. It was not a Southern watermelon that Eve took; we know it because she repented.
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- Civilization largely consists in hiding human nature. When the barbarian learns to hide it we account him enlightened.
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- Monarchies, aristocracies, and religions....there was never a country where the majority of the people were in their secret hearts loyal to any of these institutions.
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- Kings cannot ennoble thee, thou good, great soul, for One who is higher than kings hath done that for thee; but a king can confirm thy nobility to men.
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- Writing is easy. All you have to do is cross out the wrong words.
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- I hope all of us may eventually be together in everlasting peace and bliss -- except the inventor of the # telephone .
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- Baseball is the very symbol, the outward and visible expression of the drive and push and rush and struggle of the raging, tearing, booming nineteenth century.
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- I saw men whom thirty years had changed but slightly; but their wives had grown old. These were good women; it is very wearing to be good.
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- When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
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- If you've got a nice fresh corpse, fetch him out!
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- ... the English alphabet is pure insanity..., It can hardly spell any word in the language with any degree of certainty.
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- I do love compliments, yet I'm often embarrassed to say what I think to the person when I get a compliment. I so often feel that they have not gone far enough.
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- There are people who think that honesty is always the best policy. This is a superstition. There are times when the appearance of it is worth six of it.
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