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My experience with horses is that they never throw away a chance to go lame.

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December is the toughest month of the year. Others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, October, August, and February.

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You know that kind of quiver that trembles around through you when you are seeing something so strange and enchanting and wonderful that it is just a fearful joy to be alive and look at it; and you know how you gaze, and your lips turn dry and your breath comes short, but you wouldn't be anywhere but there, not for the world.

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To be busy is man's only happiness.

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You can't make a life over. Society wouldn't let you if you would.

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If there was two birds sitting on a fence, he would bet you which one would fly first.

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It is hard enough luck being a monarch, without being a target also.

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None but the dead are permitted to tell the truth.

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There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.

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Good fathers not only tell us how to live, they show us.

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Human pride is not worthwhile; there is always something lying in wait to take the wind out of it.

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In Boston they ask, how much does he know? In New York, how much is he worth? In Philadelphia, who were his parents?

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If you've got a nice fresh corpse, fetch him out!

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The existing phrasebooks are inadequate. They are well enough as far as they go, but when you fall down and skin your leg they don't tell you what to say.

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The Church has opposed every innovation and discovery from the day of Galileo down to our own time, when the use of anesthetics in childbirth was regarded as a sin because it avoided the biblical curse pronounced against Eve.

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The past does not repeat itself, but it rhymes.

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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

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The law of work seems unfair, but nothing can change it; the more enjoyment you get out of your work, the more money you will make.

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There was a great difference in boats, of course. For a long time I was on a boat that was so slow we used to forget what year it was we left port in.

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How little a thing can make us happy when we feel that we have earned it.

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