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Dying man couldn't make up his mind which place to go to-both have their advantages, heaven for the climate, hell for the company!

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Definite speech means clarity of mind.

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Let us consider that we are all partially insane. It will explain us to each other; it will unriddle many riddles; it will make clear and simple many things which are involved in haunting and harassing difficulties and obscurities now.

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There have been innumerable Temporary Seekers after the Truth-have you ever heard of a permanent one?

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Love heightens all senses - except the common.

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One compliment can keep me going for a whole month.

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There's a good spot tucked away somewhere in everybody. You'll be a long time finding it, sometimes.

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While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.

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I have thought many times since that if poets when they get discouraged would blow their brains out, they could write very much better when they got well.

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Newport, Rhode Island, that breeding place-that stud farm, so to speak-of aristocracy; aristocracy of the American type.

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Let us consider that we are all insane. It will explain us to each other. It will unriddle many riddles

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A banker is somebody who lends you an umbrella & takes it away as soon as it starts raining.

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The less there is to justify a traditional custom, the harder it is to get rid of it

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It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.

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Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.

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Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates.

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Missionarying was a better thing in those days than it is in ours. All you had to do was to cure the head savage´s sick daughter by a miracle- a miracle like the miracle of Lourdes in our day, for instance- and immediately that head savage was your convert, and filled to the eyes with a new convert´s enthusiasm. You could sit down and make yourself easy now. He would take the ax and convert the rest of the nation himself.

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In India, 'cold weather' is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door-knob and weather which will only make it mushy.

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The truth hurts, but silence kills.

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the more I know about people, the better I like my dogs.

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