Mark Twain Quotes, Kentucky Quotes, Years Quotes

If the world ends, I'll just head on down to Kentucky because they're always 20 years behind.

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A person that started in to carry a cat home by the tail was gitting knowledge that was always going to be useful to him, and warn't ever going to grow dim or doubtful.

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I saw men whom thirty years had changed but slightly; but their wives had grown old. These were good women; it is very wearing to be good.

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I never felt so fervently thankful, so soothed, so tranquil, so filled with the blessed peace, as I did yesterday when I learned that Michael Angelo was dead.

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I have learned that there lies dormant in the souls of all men a penchant for some particular musical instrument an an unsuspected yearning to play on it, which are bound to wake up an demand attention someday. Therefore you who rail at such that disturb your slumbers with unsuccessful and demoralizing attempts to subjugate a guitar, beware! For sooner or later your own time will come.

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The smallest minds and the selfishest souls and the cowardliest hearts that God makes.

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...many foolish persons, wanderers from other parts, have the vain fashion of graving their names and the obscure places whence they come, upon its stones, which is silly and marketh the doer for a fool.

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It is more trouble to make a maxim than it is to do right.

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They do say that when a man starts down hill everybody is ready to help him with a kick, and I suppose it is so.

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That's just the way: a person does a low-down thing, and then he don't want to take no consequences of it. Thinks as long as he can hide it, it ain't no disgrace.

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Strip the human race, absolutely naked, and it would be a real democracy. But the introduction of even a rag of tiger skin, or a cowtail, could make a badge of distinction and be the beginning of a monarchy.

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But that's always the way; it don't make no difference whether you do right or wrong, a person's conscience ain't got no sense, and just goes for him anyway. If I had a yaller dog that didn't know no more than a person's conscience does I would pison him. It takes up more room than all the rest of a person's insides, and yet ain't no good, nohow.

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The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.

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In Boston they ask, how much does he know? In New York, how much is he worth? In Philadelphia, who were his parents?

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The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.

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All men are ignorant, just on different subjects.

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December is the toughest month of the year. Others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, October, August, and February.

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Life is but a dream, a grotesque and foolish dream.

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He was a solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.

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When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.

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