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The ignorant are afraid to betray surprise or admiration...they think it ill manners.

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What marriage is to morality, a properly conducted licensed liquor traffic is to sobriety.

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The choir always tittered and whispered all through the service. There was once a church choir that was not ill-bred, but I have forgotten where it was.

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I don't see any use in having a uniform and arbitrary way of spelling words. We might as well make all clothes alike and cook all dishes alike. Sameness is tiresome; variety is pleasing.

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I would rather go to bed with Lillian Russell stark naked than Ulysses S Grant in full military regalia.

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We Americans... bear the ark of liberties of the world.

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In religion and politics, people's belief's and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination

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The pause - that impressive silence, that eloquent silence, that geometrically progressive silence which often achieves a desired effect where no combination of words, howsoever felicitous, could accomplish it.

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I would much prefer to suffer from the clean incision of an honest lancet than from a sweetened poison.

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You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word.

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There are no standards of taste in wine... Each man's own taste is the standard, and a majority vote cannot decide for him or in any slightest degree affect the supremacy of his own standard.

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Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain't that a big enough majority in any town?

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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

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I was dead for millions of years before I was born and it never inconvenienced me a bit.

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Do not undervalue the headache. While it is at its sharpest it seems a bad investment; but when relief begins, the unexpired remainder is worth $4 a minute.

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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.

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It's an epitome of life. The first half of it consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity.

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Where every man in a state has a vote, brutal laws are impossible.

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Most writers regard the truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in its use.

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A big leather-bound volume makes an ideal razorstrap. A thing book is useful to stick under a table with a broken caster to steady it. A large, flat atlas can be used to cover a window with a broken pane. And a thick, old-fashioned heavy book with a clasp is the finest thing in the world to throw at a noisy cat.

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