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God cures and the doctor sends the bill.

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The Indian may seem poor to we rich Westerners but in matters of the spirit it is we who are the paupers and they who are millionaires.

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Use the right word, not its second cousin.

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You can't throw too much style into a miracle.

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Never do wrong when people are looking.

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A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch.

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Data is like garbage. You'd better know what you are going to do with it before you collect it.

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...heaven for climate, and hell for society.

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When a man arrives at great prosperity God did it: when he falls into disaster he did it himself.

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Prosperity is the surest breeder of insolence I know.

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If you will notice, there is seldom a telegram in a paper which fails to show up one or more members & beneficiaries of our Civilization as promenading with his shirt-tail up & the rest of his regalia in the wash.

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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

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Who are the oppressors? The few: the King, the capitalist, and a handful of other overseers and superintendents. Who are the oppressed? The many: the nations of the earth; the valuable personages; the workers; they that make the bread that the soft-handed and idle eat.

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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.

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I don't know anything about this man. Anyhow, I only know two things about him. One is, he has never been in jail, and the other is, I don't know why.

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Geniuses are people who dash off weird, wild, incomprehensible poems with astonishing facility, & then go & get booming drunk & sleep in the gutter. Genius elevates a man to ineffable speres [sic] far above the vulgar world, & fills his soul with a regal contempt for the gross & sordid things of earth. It is probably on account of this that people who have genius do not pay their board, as a general thing.

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Some men worship rank, some worship heroes, some worship power, some worship God, and over these ideals they dispute-but they all worship money.

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I am an anti-imperialist. I am opposed to having the eagle put its talons on any other land.

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Trial by jury is the palladium of our liberties. I do not know what a palladium is, but I am sure it is a good thing!

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A public library is the most enduring of memorials, the trustiest monument for the preservation of an event or a name or an affection; for it, and it only, is respected by wars and revolutions, and survives them.

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