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It is best to read the weather forecast before praying for rain.

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An ecstasy is a thing that will not go into words; it feels like music.

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I have seen an entire family lifted out of poverty and into affluence by the simple boon of a broken leg. I have had people come to me on crutches, with tears in their eyes, to bless this beneficient institution. In all my experiences of life, I have seen nothing so seraphic as the look that comes into a freshly mutilated man's face when he feels in his vest pocket with his remaining hand and finds his accident ticket all right.

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Adam was the luckiest man in the world. He had no mother-in-law.

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At noon I observed a bevy of nude young native women bathing in the sea, and I went and sat down on their clothes to keep them from being stolen.

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I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever.

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The nation is divided, half patriots and half traitors, and no man can tell which from which.

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... the English alphabet is pure insanity..., It can hardly spell any word in the language with any degree of certainty.

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You meet people who forget you. You forget people you meet. But sometimes you meet those people you can't forget. Those are your 'friends

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I wonder if God created man because He was disappointed with the monkey.

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Who is this Renaissance? Where did he come from? Who gave him permission to cram the Republic with his execrable daubs?

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When ill luck begins, it does not come in sprinkles, but in showers.

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We all do no end of feeling, and we mistake it for thinking.

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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

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It must be well-nigh a maximum of sense to behave so that one escapes being hanged.

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There is no use in your walking five miles to fish when you can depend on being just as unsuccessful near home.

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One frequently only finds out how really beautiful a really beautiful woman is after considerable acquaintance with her; and the rule applies to Niagara Falls, to majestic mountains, and to mosques-especially to mosques.

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There has never been a Protestant boy nor a Protestant girl whose mind the Bible has not soiled.

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Be good and you will be lonely.

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All religions issue bibles again Satan, and say the most injurious things against him, but we never hear his side.

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