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You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word.

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Our heroes are men who do things which we recognize, with regret, and sometimes with a secret shame, that we cannot do.

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We may not doubt that society in heaven consists mainly of undesirable persons.

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Congress: America's only true criminal class.

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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.

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You have noticed that the human being is a curiosity. In times past he has had (and worn out and flung away) hundreds and hundreds of religions; today he has hundreds and hundreds of religions, and launches not fewer than three new ones every year. I could enlarge on that number and still be within the facts.

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It now seems plain to me that that theory ought to be vacated in favor of a new and truer one...the Descent of Man from the Higher Animals.

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There are people who think that honesty is always the best policy. This is a superstition. There are times when the appearance of it is worth six of it.

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Pessimism is only the name that men of weak nerve give to wisdom.

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No, I have no desire for riches. Honest poverty and a conscience, torpid through virtuous inaction, are more to me than corner lots and praise.

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I was a-trembling, because I'd got to decide, forever, betwixt two things, and I knowed it.

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Both marriage and death ought to be welcome: the one promises happiness, doubtless the other assures it.

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I have at last, after several months' experience, made up my mind that [New York] is a splendid desert--a domed and steepled solitude, where the stranger is lonely in the midst of a million of his race.

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It is strange the way the ignorant and inexperienced so often and so undeservedly succeed when the informed and the experienced fail.

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Man never creates, he only recombines the lines and colors of his own existance.

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[N]o country can be well governed unless its citizens as a body keep religiously before their minds that they are the guardians of the law and that the law officers are only the machinery for its execution, nothing more.

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I have traveled more than anyone else, and I have noticed that even the angels speak English with an accent.

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In the laboratory there are no fustian ranks, no brummagem aristocracies; the domain of Science is a republic, and all its citizens are brothers and equals, its princes of Monaco and its stonemasons of Cromarty meeting, barren of man-made gauds and meretricious decorations, upon the one majestic level!

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Jesus died to save men - a small thing for an immortal to do - and didn't save many, anyway. But if he had been damned for the race, that would have been act of a size proper to a god, and would have saved the whole race.

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Independence-is loyalty to one's best self and principles, and this is often disloyalty to the general idols and fetishes.

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