Mark Twain Quotes, Cat Quotes, Misuse Quotes

If you shamefully misuse a cat once she will always maintain a dignified reserve toward you afterward. You will never get her full confidence again.

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Now when I had mastered the language of this water, and had come to know every trifling feature that bordered the great river as familiarly as I knew the letters of the alphabet, I had made a valuable acquisition. But I had lost something, too. I had lost something which could never be restored me while I lived. All the grace, the beauty, the poetry, had gone out of the majestic river!

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It takes some little time to accept and realize the fact that while you have been growing old, your friends have not been standing still, in that matter.

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There ain't anything that is so interesting to look at as a place that a book has talked about.

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By common consent of all the nations and all the ages the most valuable thing in this world is the homage of men, whether deserved or undeserved.

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Do you reckon Tom Sawyer was satisfied after all them adventures?

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Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else. This is not advice, it is merely custom.

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How empty is theory in the presence of fact!

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great people are those who make others feel that they, too, can become great.

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The report of my illness grew out of his (James Clemens) illness. The report of my death was an exaggeration.

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Talent without work is useless, thank God

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There is no family in America without a clock, and consequently there is no fair pretext for the usual Sunday medley of dreadful sounds that issues from our steeples.

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Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.

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It is a wise child that knows its own father, and an unusual one that unreservedly approves of him.

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I wish I could make him understand that a loving good heart is riches enough, and that without it intellect is poverty.

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When I'm playful I use the meridians of longitude and parallels of latitude for a seine, and drag the Atlantic Ocean for whales. I scratch my head with the lightning and purr myself to sleep with the thunder.

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To stand still is to fall behind.

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I don't mind what the opposition say of me so long as they don't tell the truth about me. But when they descend to telling the truth about me I consider that this is taking an unfair advantage.

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It is agreed, in this country, that if a man can arrange his religion so that it perfectly satisfies his conscience, it is not incumbent on him to care whether the arrangement is satisfactory to anyone else or not.

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Man is the only creature who has a nasty mind.

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