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We may not pay Satan reverence, for that would be indiscreet, but we can at least respect his talents.

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I couldn't bear to think about it; and yet, somehow, I couldn't think about nothing else.

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There ain't anything that is so interesting to look at as a place that a book has talked about.

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In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

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My faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened.

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I have a religion-but you will call it blasphemy. It is that there is a God for the rich man but none for the poor.....Perhaps your religion will sustain you,will feed you-I place no dependence in mine. Our religions are alike, though, in one respect-neither can make a man happy when he is out of luck.

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I think we never become really and genuinely our entire and honest selves until we are dead--and not then until we have been dead years and years. People ought to start dead, and they would be honest so much earlier.

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I felt it was my duty to praise all of God's works with fervent enthusiasm. At the same time I killed flies in my house in a spirit of hatred, exasperation and contempt. My praise to God for all his works was dishonest, the act of killing the fly was honest.

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We recognize that there are no trivial occurrences in life if we get the right focus on them.

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Honesty is often the best policy, but sometimes the appearance of it is worth six of it.

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The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner.

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Manifestly, dying is nothing to a really great and brave man.

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We need not worry so much about what man descends from; it's what he descends to that shames the human race.

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Never tell a lie-except for practice.

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Prediction is difficult- particularly when it involves the future.

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No man, deep down in the privacy of his heart, has any considerable respect for himself.

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I would much prefer to suffer from the clean incision of an honest lancet than from a sweetened poison.

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The future interests me - I'm going to spend the rest of my life there.

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To us, our house was not unsentient matter -- it had a heart, and a soul, and eyes to see us with; and approvals and solicitudes and deep sympathies; it was of us, and we were in its confidence, and lived in its grace and in the peace of its benediction.

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We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world and it's efficiency is only marred by the difficulty of finding twelve men every day who don't know anything and can't read-

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