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I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.

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Time and tide wait for no man. A pompous and self-satisfied proverb, and was true for a billion years; but in our day of electric wires and water-ballast we turn it around: Man waits not for time nor tide.

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I've seen many troubles in my time, only half of which ever came true.

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I don't want my girl to be so skinny she can knife me with her knee.

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Names are not always what they seem.

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Broad, wholesome, charitable views .. can not be acquired by vegetating in one's little corner of the earth.

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The ability to find solutions to life's challenges is what makes us grow as a person.

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I can't do no literary work for the rest of this year because I'm meditating another lawsuit and looking around for a defendant.

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I hope all of us may eventually be together in everlasting peace and bliss -- except the inventor of the #‎ telephone .

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An uneasy conscience is a hair in the mouth.

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Strange a God who mouths Golden Rules and forgiveness, then invented hell; who mouths morals to other people and has none Himself; who frowns upon crimes yet commits them all; who created man without invitation, then tries to shuffle the responsibility for man's acts upon man, instead of honorably placing it where it belongs, upon Himself; and finally with altogether divine obtuseness, invites this poor, abused slave to worship Him!

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Yes - en I's rich now, come to look at it. I owns myself, en I's wuth eight hund'd dollars. I wisht I had de money, I wouldn' want no mo'.

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If you have to swallow a frog, don't stare at it too long.

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If books are not good company, where shall I find it?

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A dream...I was trying to explain to St. Peter, and was doing it in the German tongue, because I didn't want to be too explicit.

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Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, & those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied with drink.

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No one can tell me what is a good cigar--for me. I am the only judge... There are no standards--no real standards. Each man's preference is the only standard for him, the only one which he can accept, the only one which can command him.

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If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

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I admire him, I frankly confess it; and when his time is come I shall buy a piece of the rope for a keepsake.

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Damn the subjunctive. It brings all our writers to shame.

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