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There is a sumptuous variety about the New England weather... In the spring I have counted one hundred and twenty-six different kinds of weather inside of four and twenty hours.

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A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.

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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing after all. The minute it crops up, all our hardnesses yield, all our irritations, and resentments flit away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.

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When congress is in session no American is safe.

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Nations do not think, they only feel. They get their feelings at second hand through their temperaments, not their brains. A nation can be brought -- by force of circumstances, not argument -- to reconcile itself to any kind of government or religion that can be devised; in time it will fit itself to the required conditions; later it will prefer them and will fiercely fight for them.

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It's awful undermining to the intellect, German is; you want to take it in small doses, or first you know your brains all run together, and you feel them flapping around in your head same as so much drawn butter.

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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.

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The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.

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A human being has a natural desire to have more of a good thing than he needs.

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What God lacks is convictions- stability of character. He ought to be a Presbyterian or a Catholic or something- not try to be everything.

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There is no other life; life itself is only a vision and a dream for nothing exists but space and you. If there was an all-powerful God, he would have made all good, and no bad.

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The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and starting on the first one.

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Put no trust in the benefits to accrue from early rising, as set forth by the infatuated Franklin.

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Start it at no particular time of your life; wander at your free will all over your life; talk only about the thing which interests you for the moment; drop it the moment its interest threatens to pale.

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The unspoken word is capital. We can invest it or we can squander it.

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Experience teaches us only one thing at a time - and hardly that, in my case.

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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages.

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The unexamined life may not be worth living, but the life too closely examined may not be lived at all.

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Schoolboy days are no happier than the days of afterlife, but we look back upon them regretfully because we have forgotten our punishments at school and how we grieved when our marbles were lost and our kites destroyed – because we have forgotten all the sorrows and privations of the canonized ethic and remember only its orchard robberies, its wooden-sword pageants, and its fishing holidays.

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Yes, even I am dishonest. Not in many ways, but in some. Forty-one, I think it is.

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