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Whatever a man's age, he can reduce it several years by putting a bright-colored flower in his button-hole.

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If men bore children, there would only be one born in each family.

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There are no wild animals until man makes them so.

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When majority is insane, sane must go to asylum.

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God rewards gamblers and fools. The crucial thing, when you win, is knowing which you were.

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Start it at no particular time of your life; wander at your free will all over your life; talk only about the thing which interests you for the moment; drop it the moment its interest threatens to pale.

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Wine is a clog to the pen, not an inspiration.

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I saw a startling sight today, a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.

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I am a democrat only on principle, not by instinct, nobody is that. Doubtless some people say they are, but this world is grievously given to lying.

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Of all the unchristian beverages that ever passed my lips, Turkish coffee is the worst. The cup is small, it is smeared with grounds; the coffee is black, thick, unsavory of smell, and execrable in taste. The bottom of the cup has a muddy sediment in it half an inch deep. This goes down your throat, and portions of it lodge by the way, and produce a tickling aggravation that keeps you barking and coughing for an hour.

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I felt so lonesome I most wished I was dead. The stars were shining, and the leaves rustled in the woods ever so mournful; and I heard an owl, away off, who-whooing about somebody that was dead, and a whippowill and a dog crying about somebody that was going to die.

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Reputation is a hall-mark: it can remove doubt from pure silver, and it can also make the plated article pass for pure.

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My axiom is, to succeed in business: avoid my example.

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When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

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If ignorance is bliss, why isn't the world happier?

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The human being places sexual intercourse above all other joys, but leaves it out of his heaven.

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Names are not always what they seem. The common Welsh name Bzjxxllwcp is pronounced Jackson.

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It has been said that a Scotchman has not seen the world until he has seen Edinburgh; and I think that I may say that an American has not seen the United States until he has seen Mardi Gras in New Orleans.

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An author values a compliment even when it comes from a source of doubtful competency.

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