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If ignorance is bliss, why isn't the world happier?

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When a teacher calls a boy by his entire name, it means trouble.

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Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates.

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I have attended operas, whenever I could not help it, for fourteen years now; I am sure I know of no agony comparable to the listening to an unfamiliar opera.

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To trust the God of the Bible is to trust an irascible, vindictive, fierce and ever fickle and changeful master.

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Man will do many things to get himself loved, he will do all things to get himself envied.

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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.

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The human race consists of the damned and the ought-to-be damned.

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Chastity - you can carry it too far.

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My father was an amazing man. The older I got, the smarter he got.

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I do not like work even when someone else is doing it.

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You may honestly feel grateful that homeopathy survived the attempts of the allopaths (orthodoxy) to destroy it.

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Evolution is a blind giant who rolls a snowball down a hill. The ball is made of flakes-circumstances. They contribute to the mass without knowing it. They adhere without intention, and without foreseeing what is to result. When they see the result they marvel at the monster ball and wonder how the contriving of it came to be originally thought out and planned. Whereas there was no such planning, there was only a law: the ball once started, all the circumstances that happened to lie in its path would help to build it, in spite of themselves.

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When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction.

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Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation.

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I don't see any use in having a uniform and arbitrary way of spelling words. We might as well make all clothes alike and cook all dishes alike. Sameness is tiresome; variety is pleasing.

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What's the use you learning to do right , when it's troublesome to do right and it ain't no trouble to do wrong, and the wages is just the same?

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A newspaper is not just for reporting the news as it is, but to make people mad enough to do something about it.

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I said there was but one solitary thing about the past worth remembering, and that was the fact that it is past-can't be restored.

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You cannot have all chiefs; you gotta have Indians too. Perfect love cannot be without equality. A friend to everybody and to nobody is the same thing. We are all alike, on the inside.

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