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A circle is a round straight line with a hole in the middle.

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Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink - under any circumstances.

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To one in sympathy with nature, each season, in its turn, seems the loveliest.

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Only when a republic's life is in danger should a man uphold his government when it is wrong. There is no other time.

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In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

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A joke, even if it be a lame one, is nowhere so keenly relished or quickly applauded as in a murder trial.

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This editor is a critic. He has pulled out his carving-knife and his tomahawk and is starting after a book which he is going to have for breakfast.

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Man is the only religious animal. In the Holy task of smoothing his brother's path to the happiness of heaven, he has turned the globe into a graveyard.

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Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

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The modern patriotism, the true patriotism, the only rational patriotism is loyalty to the Nation all the time, loyalty to the Government when it deserves it.

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A person who has a cat by the tail knows a whole lot more about cats than someone who has just read about them.

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As I slowly grow wise I briskly grow cautious.

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In truth I care little about any party's politicsthe man behind it is the important thing.

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An American has not seen the United States until he has seen Mardi-Gras in New Orleans.

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Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass.

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Synergy - the bonus that is achieved when things work together harmoniously.

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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that but the really great make you feel that you too can become great. When you are seeking to bring big plans to fruition it is important with whom you regularly associate. Hang out with friends who are like-minded and who are also designing purpose-filled lives. Similarly be that kind of a friend for your friends.

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Out of the unconscious lips of babes and sucklings are we satirized.

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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure. You can "already know for sure" things that could actually impede progress. Always be on the lookout for the things you did not know, that you did not know. Secondly, work on strengthening personal belief that a particular will be achieved regardless of any adversity that may show up, or evidence to the contrary.

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My experience with horses is that they never throw away a chance to go lame.

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