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It's easy to make friends, but hard to get rid of them.

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Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend.

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Many people have the reasoning facility, but no one uses it in religious matters.

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If you tell the truth you do not need a good memory!

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Such is luck! And such the treatment which honest, good perservance gets so often at the hands of unfair and malicious Nature!

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Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty days from now, we shall have cast our reformation to the winds and gone to cutting our ancient shortcomings considerably shorter than ever.

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No temperance society which is well officered and which has the real good of our fellow-men in view, will ever get drunk save in the seclusion of its temperance hall.

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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.

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There is no such thing as the Queen's English. The property has gone into the hands of a joint stock company and we own the bulk of the shares!

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The ordinary chestnut can beget a sickly and reluctant laugh, but it takes a horse chestnut to fetch the gorgeous big horse-laugh.

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None of us can be as great as God, but any of us can be as good.

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I have achieved my seventy years in the usual way: by sticking strictly to a scheme of life which would kill anybody else... I will offer here, as a sound maxim, this: That we can't reach old age by another man's road.

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The cayote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him, and even the fleas would desert him for a velocipede.

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There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy.

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Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else. This is not advice, it is merely custom.

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It consists mainly of the storm of thoughts that is forever blowing through one's head.

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When a humorist ventures upon the grave concerns of life he must do his job better than another man or he works harm to his cause.

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The truth is a precious commodity. That's why I use it so sparingly.

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The slowness of one section of the world about adopting the valuable ideas of another section of it is a curious thing and unaccountable.

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Saturday morning was come, and all the summer world was bright and fresh, and brimming with life. There was a song in every heart; and if the heart was young, the music issued at the lips. There was cheer in every face and a spring in every step. The locust-trees were in bloom, and the fragrance of the blossoms filled the air. Cardiff Hill, beyond the village and above, it was green with vegetation, and it lay just far enough away to seem a Delectable Land, dreamy, reposeful, and inviting.

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