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Children have but little charity for one another's defects

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Each person is born to one possession which outvalues all his others-his last breath.

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Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot. BY ORDER OF THE AUTHOR per G.G., CHIEF OF ORDNANCE

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Men are easily dealt with--but when you get the women started, you are in for it, you know.

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Genius has no youth, but starts with the ripeness of age and old experience.

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There are people who think that honesty is always the best policy. This is a superstition. There are times when the appearance of it is worth six of it.

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The person who has no opinion will seldom be wrong.

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I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.

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A man may have no bad habits and have worse

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The only very marked difference between the average civilized man and the average savage is that the one is gilded and the other is painted.

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Baseball is the very symbol, the outward and visible expression of the drive and push and rush and struggle of the raging, tearing, booming nineteenth century.

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All gods are better than their reputation.

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No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies.

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We don't cut up when mad men are bred by the old legitimate regular stock religions, but we can't allow wildcat religions to indulge in such disastrous experiments.

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Steal a chicken if you get a chance, Huck, because if you don't want it, someone else does and a good deed ain't never forgotten.

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God was left out of the Constitution, but was furnished a front seat in this nations currency. ("In God we Trust") is a lie, this nations trust has always been with the dollar.

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When I want to read something nice, I sit down and write it myself.

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Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.

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The editor of a newspaper cannot be independent, but must work with one hand tied behind him by party and patrons, and be content to utter only half or two-thirds of his mind . writers of all kinds are manacled servants of the public. We write frankly and fearlessly, but then we "modify" before we print.

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The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

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