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Make your vacation your vocation.

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For a male person bric-a-brac hunting is about as robust a business as making doll-clothes.

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I do not like work even when someone else is doing it.

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Sufficient unto the day is one baby. As long as you are in your right mind don't you ever pray for twins. Twins amount to a permanent riot; and there ain't any real difference between triplets and a insurrection. - The Babies speech 1879

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The Public is merely a multiplied 'me.'

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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.

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We often feel sad in the presence of music without words; and often more than that in the presence of music without music.

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I am not given to exaggeration, and when I say a thing I mean it.

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Hardly a man in the world has an opinion upon morals, political, or religion which he got otherwise than through his associations and sympathies.

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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.

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The pitifulest thing out is a mob; that's what an army is--a mob; they don't fight with courage that's born in them, but with courage that's borrowed from their mass, and from their officers. But a mob without any MAN at the head of it is BENEATH pitifulness.

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No God and no religion can survive ridicule. No political church, no nobility, no royalty or other fraud, can face ridicule in a fair field, and live.

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Custom is custom: it is built of brass, boiler-iron, granite; facts, reasonings, arguments have no more effect upon it than the idle winds have upon Gibraltar.

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I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.

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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.

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One gains at least two to three times more experience grabbing the tiger by the tail than reading about it in a book.

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In early times some sufferer had to sit up with a toothache, and he put in the time inventing the German language.

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Presbyterianism without infant damnation would be like the dog on the train that couldn't be identified because it had lost its tag.

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When a humorist ventures upon the grave concerns of life he must do his job better than another man or he works harm to his cause.

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Sometimes I lifted a chicken that warn't roosting comfortable, and took him along. Pap always said, take a chicken when you get achance, because if you don't want him yourself you can easy find somebody that does, and a good deed ain't ever forgot. I never see papa when he didn't want the chicken himself, but that is what he used to say, anyway.

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