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Supposing is good, but finding out is better.

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A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows.

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People are much more willing to lend you books than bookcases.

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I simply can't resist a cat, particularly a purring one.

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France has usually been governed by prostitutes

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A joke, even if it be a lame one, is nowhere so keenly relished or quickly applauded as in a murder trial.

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Give a man a reputation as an early riser and he can sleep 'til noon.

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You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns.

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The Creator made Italy from designs by Michelangelo.

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One may make their house a palace of sham, or they can make it a home, a refuge.

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Senator: Person who makes laws in Washington when not doing time.

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Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend.

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How charmed I am when I overhear a German word which I understand!

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A myriad of men are born; they labor and sweat and struggle; ...they squabble and scold and fight; they scramble for little mean advantages over each other; age creeps upon them; infirmities follow; ...those they love are taken from them, and the joy of life is turned to aching grief. It comes at last--the only unpoisoned gift earth ever had for them--and they vanish from a world where they were of no consequence, ...a world which will lament them a day and forget them forever.

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I pity the fellow who has to create a dialect or paraphrase the dictionary to get laughs. I can't spell, but I have never stooped to spell cat with a 'k' to get at your funny bone. I love a drink, but I never encouraged drunkenness by harping on its alleged funny side.

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Most of the things I worried about in life never happened.

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We called him Barney for short. We couldn't use his real name, there wasn't time.

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One must travel, to learn.

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Fame is a vapor, popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion.

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I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.

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