Mark Twain Quotes, Hundred Quotes

When angry, count to a hundred.

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When some men discharge an obligation, you can hear the report for miles around.

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All publishers are Columbuses. The successful author is their America. The reflection that they-like Columbus-didn't discover what they expected to discover, and didn't discover what they started out to discover, doesn't trouble them. All they remember is that they discovered America; they forget that they started out to discover some patch or corner of India.

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Geological time is not money.

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Human pride is not worthwhile; there is always something lying in wait to take the wind out of it.

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A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose.

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For all the talk you hear about knowledge being such a wonderful thing, instinct is worth forty of it for real unerringness.

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There's always a hole in theories somewhere if you look close enough.

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A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.

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If there is a God, he is a malign thug.

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I was an arden Hayes man, but that was natural, for I was pretty young at the time, I have since convinced myself that the political opinioins of a nation are of next to no value, in any case, but that what little rag of value they posess is to be found among the old, rather than among the young.

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Do not undervalue the headache. While it is at its sharpest it seems a bad investment; but when relief begins, the unexpired remainder is worth $4 a minute.

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Memories which someday will become all beautiful when the last annoyance that encumbers them shall have faded out of our minds.

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Braveness is resistance to concern, mastery of panic - not absense of anxiety.

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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.

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Man is the only animal that is cruel. It kills just for the sake of it.

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I cherish the dreams of yesterday and dare not dwell on the err's of my past whose fate has been long decided, and effect I can not change. For the dreams of yesterday are the challenges of today, and the hope for tomorrow.

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Good wine needs no bush; a jug is the thing.

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It is not worth while to strain one's self to tell the truth to people who habitually discount everything you tell them, whether it is true or isn't.

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Good judgement is the result of experience and experience the result of bad judgement.

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