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I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping.

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Heaven is the very last place to come to rest and don't you be afraid to bet on that!

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I am content to be a bric-a-bracker and a Ceramiker.

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God pours out love upon all with a lavish hand -- but He reserves vengeance for His very own.

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The work that is really a man's own work is play and not work at all.

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There is no character, howsoever good and fine, but it can be destroyed by ridicule, howsoever poor and witless. Observe the ass, for instance: his character is about perfect, he is the choicest spirit among all the humbler animals, yet see what ridicule has brought him to. Instead of feeling complimented when we are called an ass, we are left in doubt.

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Grief can take care if itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.

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Don't go to sleep, so many people die there.

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A country without a patent office and good patent laws is just a crab, and can't travel any way but sideways and backways.

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A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the banjo and doesn't.

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The longing of my heart is a fairy portrait of myself: I want to be pretty; I want to eliminate facts and fill up the gap with charms.

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Man is kind enough when he is not excited by religion

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

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Do something everyday that you don't want to do.

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I would not read the proof of one of my books for any fair & reasonable sum whatever, if I could get out of it. The proof-reading on the P & Pauper cost me the last rags of my religion.

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It was not that Adam ate the apple for the apple's sake, but because it was forbidden. It would have been better for us-oh infinitely better for us-if the serpent had been forbidden

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Nothing that grieves us can be called little: by the eternal laws of proportion a child's loss of a doll and a king's loss of a crown are events of the same size.

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The castle-building habit, the day-dreaming habit - how it grows! what a luxury it becomes; how we fly to its enchantments at every idle moment, how we revel in them, steep our souls in them, intoxicate ourselves with their beguiling fantasies - oh, yes, and how soon and how easily our dream-life and our material life become so intermingled and so fused together that we can't quite tell which is which, anymore.

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Happiness ain't a thing in itself - it's only a contrast with something that ain't pleasant.

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The frankest and freest and privatest product of the human mind and heart is a love letter.

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